Divorced Dad Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just found out the wife is a complete wrong'un but also can't stop laughing at her. She just revealed that today for the first time she wiped her arse whilst sitting down on the toilet. Prior to this she's wiped her arse her whole life while standing completely upright. Fucking wiping your arse while standing upright. Bloody weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Callum1993 Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Divorced Dad said: Just found out the wife is a complete wrong'un but also can't stop laughing at her. She just revealed that today for the first time she wiped her arse whilst sitting down on the toilet. Prior to this she's wiped her arse her whole life while standing completely upright. Fucking wiping your arse while standing upright. Bloody weirdo. I am also a stander upper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 20, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2020 Fuck's sake, @Steve Justice, you're not allowed to have two accounts. At least Boydy knows how to have a crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted March 20, 2020 Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Let's not turn this into another poo thread but why the fuck would you wipe your arse SITTING DOWN??? WHERE IS THE PURCHASE THERE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Why would you put your hand into a shitty bowl? Never mind the dangers of piss wrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 Sitting down but leaning forwards slightly. Gives you the room to wipe and cos you're sitting down your arse cheeks are spread so you can get a good wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted March 20, 2020 Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, Divorced Dad said: Sitting down but leaning forwards slightly. Gives you the room to wipe and cos you're sitting down your arse cheeks are spread so you can get a good wipe. You know you can bend forward (even further) standing up, yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 I didnt even know there was a cohort of wrong uns who wiped sitting down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Standing up while wiping seems super inconvenient. Do you have to use one hand to separate your arse cheeks? Not only do I not stand up, I’ve never even heard of that being a thing. I’m incredibly uncomfortable with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just so I can get a clear picture as I stare into the abyss, when you stander-uppers are in a public convenience, which way round to you stand in the cubicle while you wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said: Just so I can get a clear picture as I stare into the abyss, when you stander-uppers are in a public convenience, which way round to you stand in the cubicle while you wipe? Nobody respectable shits in public. That's such a sit down wiper thing to do. Probably right before they go off to sniff a bike seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 20, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2020 "For you, the day your forum descended into arguments about the virtues of sitting or standing when wiping shit from your anus was the most extraordinary day in your life. For me, it was a Tuesday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 This discussion should be null and void right now anyway considering the bog roll situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 Got plenty in my household! Any fellow sitters needing some can have it for free. Standers can have it for a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Devon Malcolm said: This discussion should be null and void right now anyway considering the bog roll situation. I guess the correct answer this day and age is dragging your arse across the ground like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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