Keith Houchen Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 The speaker resigns from their party once they are elected speaker and traditionally stand unopposed in subsequent elections. One person who has lost seven elections in an attempt to become an MP stood against him and the tories (who are cunts) were planning on standing against him this time around because he wouldn’t let them do what they wanted in the commons. His wife is new labour, and shags about. I think he may have a Benoit cupboard to get cucked in Quote
bigfoote Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 A rare oxymoron of a decent Cunt. Doubtful he will get the "usual" peerage from either side, but I think he'll be quite happy on the after dinner circuit and non-executive directorships that will come his way. I wonder if he has memoirs in the works too, now free from the trappings of Speaker. Quote
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 9, 2019 Moderators Posted September 9, 2019 Shame there's not enough money floating around BritWres for some company to bring him as their Michael Buffer. Quote
Paid Members JNLister Posted September 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Astro Hollywood said: Shame there's not enough money floating around BritWres for some company to bring him as their Michael Buffer. He'll probably get a Just Eat ad where he shouts "Order, order." Then a sequel with "Chicken on the boooooone." Quote
courageous Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Astro Hollywood said: Shame there's not enough money floating around BritWres for some company to bring him as their Michael Buffer. Would be great as a guest commentator for the women's royal rumble "As Bailey lies on the outside in a sedentary position" Quote
Keith Houchen Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 I wonder what he could say if Chris Masters made someone tap out to his finishers? Quote
bigfoote Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) Fuck me sideways, Bercow! The scenes right now! #livechat Edited September 10, 2019 by bigfoote To add video Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Posted September 10, 2019 Rees Mogg apparently was the one telling the Tories not to return for prorogation. And a near scuffle broke out. Had Raw on my telly, this on my IPhone. Oh what a time to be alive Quote
bigfoote Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 The best moment was the three clerks desperately telling him he had to go. I don't know the procedure, but I wonder what would have happened had he refused? Would the commishes have carried on without him? Or would ignoring a royal command be treason? Also, flying flamingo is my new go to insult. Quote
Factotum Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 They tried to stop him from leaving, which I think happened in 1649 or something. Think Ken Clarke was Health Minister. Bercow was a weird bloke, but a good Speaker. The bullying claims obviously soured it, but how much of that was shenanigans from people wanting him out we'll never know. The Tories have been trying to get him out for years. Quote
bigfoote Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 Yeah, reports say it was in homage to something involving Charles II. I wonder if Bercow will ever get the side eye from Black Rod out of his mind. As expected, the usual lot are claiming it was sexist/classist/ist ist against her and the whole thing was because she is the first Lady Usher. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 I don't hear the SJWs complaining that a white woman is playing the role though, the clue is in the name. Quote
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Posted September 10, 2019 Is Black Rod the fella that helps out Father Christmas in the Netherlands? Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, PunkStep said: Is Black Rod the fella that helps out Father Christmas in the Netherlands? Edited September 10, 2019 by Carbomb Quote
The King Of Swing Posted September 10, 2019 Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) The sight of Bercow clearly passed the point of caring what anyone thinks, was certainly something. Get out, you will not be missed. Edited September 10, 2019 by The King Of Swing Quote
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