The Smackers Thread

[Matthew]

I figured they were names that were mentioned as they were travel buddies of Cena over the years?

[TheScarlettChad]

[DavidB6937]

Were they though? Or are Internet people just talking bollocks again? Either option is shit.

[WyattSheepMask]

Fans are the worst thing about everything 

[RedTwoster]

Yeah, I don’t buy that at all, I’m pretty sure that Cena just named his real friends. If it was anything else he’d have been as well as to say ‘hey Colt Cabana’ just as in the original promo.

The promo is the only part of Smackdown I’ve watched, and while I don’t hate it, I feel like they’ve absolutely wasted the Cena/Punk rematch. This could have been so much more than it’s turning out to be. 

[FLips]

I dare say John Cena might be one of the worst heels they’ve ever had. He’s brutal.

[Supremo]

Remember in Friends, when Chandler wants to get rid of his weird roommate Eddie, so he and Joey just pretend they’ve never met him and he never lived there?

The man has jumped back into the Seth Rollins Vortex. Where he’s always been. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. They had never sucked a blood money covered dick.

[d-d-d-dAz]

I think there's a very real chance Punk wins the title in Saudi and immediately has to lie down for Seth.

[Hannibal Scorch]

1 hour ago, RedTwoster said:

Yeah, I don’t buy that at all, I’m pretty sure that Cena just named his real friends.

Cardona has never openly mentioned being friends with Punk like he has about people like Cody and The Miz. Never heard Claudio talk about him either and he wasn’t a Collision guy. No idea on Nemith

[RedTwoster]

15 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Cardona has never openly mentioned being friends with Punk like he has about people like Cody and The Miz. Never heard Claudio talk about him either and he wasn’t a Collision guy. No idea on Nemith

I meant Cena was mentioning his own friends, not Punk’s.

[Hannibal Scorch]

18 minutes ago, RedTwoster said:

I meant Cena was mentioning his own friends, not Punk’s.

Well apparently Seth is in a group chat with Cena and Claudio about coffee. So that checks. Matt’s never mentioned Cena but maybe that’s it.

[Supremo]

Hold on, Punk!

[d-d-d-dAz]

5 hours ago, Supremo said:

Hold on, Punk!

Triple H paying the deposit on the beer truck as we speak.

What a final act before Gerwitz takes over, having the taste of blood money covered dick forcibly washed from the mouth of CM Punk with Coors Light. 

Mania ends with Punk drowning in a beer bath, mid-ring, as Triple H comes out to the top of the stage, sits cross legged and goes off on one.

[Supremo]

Stone Cold officially contacts the office to say he’s willing to work next year’s Wrestlemania.

Hunter knows the obvious, natural dream match to make.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Seth Freakin’ Rollins.

[TheScarlettChad]

48 minutes ago, Supremo said:

Stone Cold officially contacts the office to say he’s willing to work next year’s Wrestlemania.

Hunter knows the obvious, natural dream match to make.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Seth Freakin’ Rollins.

Seth coming out in a bald cap and fake goatee may be worth the shit match