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This is the thread for people who randomly pop into your head during the day. Usually people from the 90s who'd pop up on TFI Friday and Shooting Stars to make the numbers up.

 

Sean Hughes

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I hated Sean Hughes on Never Mind the Buzzcocks. So unlikable. I heard he tried to shag Jonathan Ross' wife and basically got black balled from showbiz when Ross had the power, brother. My favourite story about him was he was being a cunt to Public Imagine Ltd bassist Jah Wobble during rehearsals on Buzzcocks, and got a cupped hand slap right across his ear knocking him out. Wobble became more of a hero to me that day, than any of his work on PIL's early albums. Fuck Sean Hughes, anyway.

 

Junior Simpson

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There's Junior, with a ringing endorsement from the Daily Mail. He used to pop up on everything. Butter adverts, before they upgraded to old punk singers. Talking head spots on shite like I Love the 80s. He was shit I thought. As funny as holding a sign in your mouth advertising your upcoming event in Scotland while wearing oversized comedy specs. I have no idea if he improved, but I recall his whole act was "arent we black blokes clowns?" He was on They Think Its All Over once, and every time he spoke (no word of a lie), he'd be like "yeah, Vinnie Jones was a hard man. If he was black he'd be like *adopts rasta voice* yar mon etc." Horribly unfunny.

 

Jo Guest.

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"Fuck my life :( "

 

In the world of internet porn on tap, one cant overstate how much of a gift Joanne Guest was before you could google any festist you wanted without fear of your Mam phoning the police. She had it all back in the late 90s. And to top it off, she was as thick as pig shit and would probably have shagged you if you'd asked. What Jo was most famous for is her ability to get tits, arse and fanny into a 8x10 photograph. She was the go to girl for stuff like TFI Friday or Men and Motors bullshit. She popped up in Blur's Country House video with George Dawes as well. Then she disappeared sadly. She was selling her knickers on ebay the last I heard. Not even worth a Big Brother stint now it seems.

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I never forgot Jo Guest! Pert tits. Her and Kathy Lloyd were Page 3 for a while.

 

Not so much people you forget, but what about the TV Channel Men and Motors!

 

Back on people, that short little manc fella, he'd appear on Richard n Judy when it went to 5 o'clock on channel 4. I cant remember his name, had curtains then got bald on top, may have been Michael something, annoying little shit.

 

Also the fit English bird from Neighbours who Doc Kennedy first cheated on Susan with. And annaleises very fit sister!

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Lee Hurst. I can't remember how he popped into conversation, possibly as a byproduct of a "do you remember TTIAO" which is self was probly brought about talking about Gary Liniker after a chat on crisp flavours.

 

Any way, we genuinely forgot he existed and was shocked to learn from a quick google he still works the circuit (well, his own club at least).

 

Apart from that he's making money pretending to sell Jo Guests pants on ebay.*

 

 

* may not be true**

 

 

 

 

** I bet it is though, the dirty bleeder

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Lee Hurst. I can't remember how he popped into conversation, possibly as a byproduct of a "do you remember TTIAO" which is self was probly brought about talking about Gary Liniker after a chat on crisp flavours.

 

Any way, we genuinely forgot he existed and was shocked to learn from a quick google he still works the circuit (well, his own club at least).

 

Apart from that he's making money pretending to sell Jo Guests pants on ebay.*

 

 

* may not be true

 

He chats absolute shite on Twitter, including a nonsensical analogy about the use of torture and looking like a moron defending it. I'm guessing he's trying to get people talking about him again.

 

Or he's an unsavoury fuckwit.

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For me it's Rory Mcgrath until he turned up as a stalker this week.

 

Used to love TTIO but since then I dont remember him doing anything.

 

He ponced about in a boat with Dara ÓBriain and Jones from Smith and Jones.

 

He did Commercial breakdown before or after Jasper Carrott and wrote a book on bird watching, which he then took a step too far by the sound of it.

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