Mr.E Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Reports are saying Mr Xtreme touched Del Rio or Paige, but Alberto cleared that up with a tweet last night: "Just to clarify. If you inappropriately touch my fiancee in front of my face you have to prepare to learn a lesson. #Respect" The way things are going, I imagine he saw them both and went "..oh hey guys" , only for Del Rio to kick off, "you looking at ma' burd mate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I honestly don't think we'll see Paige on WWE TV again either. I reckon they're going to let her contract ride out knowing that she can't work anywhere else until. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I totally forgot she was still employed tbh. In my mind she's already in the Del Rio/Ryback pile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted December 13, 2016 Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 I miss wrestlers being unreasonable dickheads all the time. It was a lot more exciting. Harley Race pulling a gun on Hogan as a joke and The Rougeaus knocking out Dynamite's teeth for being an arsehole to everyone all the time... Hawk fucked off to Amsterdam to do drugs with the Hell's Angels after Summerslam 92 for a few months. Cleaning up wrestling made it a lot less interesting. I mean, Xavier Woods and Fandango will probably lead long, healthy lives which is great but their shoot interviews and autobiographies are going to be shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 It never stopped guys like Honky Tonk Man and Paul Roma from lying through their teeth during shoots. Although in HTM's case I think most people have cotton on to his bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 13, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 (edited) HTM's claim that Rick Rude died after injecting crack up his japseye, or whatever it is, has to be the single greatest lie in wrestling history. Closely followed by Flair saying he had wrestled 100,000 matches, which would have required him to have wrestled once every day for about 250 years. I'd much rather have blatant bullshit than Xavier Woods banging on about he got a COD K/D ratio of over 3 in when staying in a hotel in Bumblelfuck Arkansas. The only thing I ever want to hear out of Dolph Ziggler is tales of his and Amy Schumer splitting up because of his 'over athletic fucking'. Edited December 13, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted December 13, 2016 Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 Thing is though, those lads can get away with bullshit because nothing was documented and anyone that can call him on it is probably dead or mental. Even if it is blatant lies. If Jack Swagger did something exciting after hours it'd be all over TMZ and 300 podcasts before he'd even been bailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Somebody enlighten me on neck surgery - Paige isn't in a neck brace or anything.Is this standard? Genuine question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted December 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 13, 2016 The best lie is Virgil saying he trained Dynamite and Chris Benoit "in Japan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon-Carr_92 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Alan Xtreme apparently wrestles as a ninja turtle. That's awesome.Did the altercation occur after he said clearing away his pizza box was Alberto's job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted December 13, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 HTM's claim that Rick Rude died after injecting crack up his japseye, or whatever it is, has to be the single greatest lie in wrestling history. I did some research on that when he said it and there's a post on a Google group from 1999 where under his obit, someone comments with this: How come the article doesn't mention anything about his pecker falling off dueto gangrene, after he shot so much Viagra into it to get a hardon after losing his balls to testicular cancer??? Whew, can't believe I got it all in one sentence. We want the real facts, not some coverup. Its probably still lies, but the fact that rumour was around the very month of his death is quite odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 13, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 I assume someone out there has Rude's knackered knackers, and someone else has his permanently engorged pork sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted December 13, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 I do think, though, that if its true that Rude injected something into his cock and then killed himself when it fell off, Honky Tonk Man should be beaten senseless for telling it in a public forum while laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 The best lie is Virgil saying he trained Dynamite and Chris Benoit "in Japan" Hogan being "the next person they were going to call" with regards to The Grill and being Mr Freeze surely win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 13, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2016 (edited) The best lie is Virgil saying he trained Dynamite and Chris Benoit "in Japan" Hogan being "the next person they were going to call" with regards to The Grill and being Mr Freeze surely win Wasn't Hogan asleep or having a (presumably record-breaking) shit when they called about The Grill? It seems like the only person who has successfully got him on the phone is Laila Ali. Edited December 13, 2016 by Sergio Mendacious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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