Otto Dem Wanz Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Call the Crap App, crude but it gets the point across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 Surely it's the Crapper Mapper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 Faecebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 Faecebook Ā If you're going for something that obvious, you might as well go the whole hog and just call it 'Shitter'.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Shittr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 18, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 Bumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 PooTube Stinkedin Gickr BrownCloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 Plopscrapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 18, 2016 Moderators Share Posted October 18, 2016 George Costanza already did it. He called it the iToilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 I think you could add more user interaction to be honest with you. The good thing about Expedia, comparethemarket etc. is that you can tailor your package (Williams.gif) depending on the amount of money you want to pay. Ā For instance, if I just want a wazz because I've beered myself up to much, I'm happy to walk to the nearest crack infested shit house. Full of forgotten pubes and hobos. I know I'm only going to be bleeding the lizard and heading on my merry way. Ā However, ifĀ it's Mania season and the Mega Powers are ready to explode out of my bowels, then I don't mind paying 20p for a luxuriant experience where I can put a crash mat and bog doily on and wallow away in scatological comfort for hours should I choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 18, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 George Costanza already did it. He called it the iToilet. Ā Ā I used to have a real version for NYC toilets, but I don't remember what it's called. I do remember it directing me to a very nice toilet in Trump Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Surely it's the ShatNav? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 18, 2016 Moderators Share Posted October 18, 2016 Sounds like you could use a nice cooling spray to soothe your arse on such an occasion, Gus. I wonder where you might be able to find such a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 18, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2016 Hmmmm, you're right. Perhaps I should look in the third circle of Hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Fucking genius, you indomitable, triumphant slab of beef!!! Call it The Plop Stop. Ā Just been googling, and would you fucking cunts believe there's a few apps already for this??!? Jobby Central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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