Slapnut Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 At the moment, some daft cunt singing "I see you baby, chicken madras" is clogging up the adverts on the radio in work. Â I thought the "I need a balti" cunt was bad enough, but this one actually makes me genuinely angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 22, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2016 Oh god, that's always on fucking Talkshite as well. Is it Hungry House or Just Eat or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 It's Just Eat, a once great website now forever ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 22, 2016 Fuck it, I'll still order from there. I bought my car insurance from compare the market so I can't go taking the high road now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guvnor Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 VANARAMA, VAAAAANARAMA....free membership to the EDL....VANARAMA, VAAAAANARAMA.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Equating Billie Holiday with Paloma Faith (which they try to do) is so far off the mark. The former being one of the first female black artists at a time when being a female and black singer in the States made you more likely to be lynched than famous. The latter being Paloma Faith, who is best known for being thick as pig shit and singing "It's the world in onions" during the World Cup.It's not just that she's thick as pig shit, but she pushes the idea that she's thick as pig shit. Her "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. I'll just say something dumb about kittens" routine is surely the exact opposite of what an inspiring female role model should be. Even before Faith's face turns up, the idea of categorizing Billie Holiday and Nadia Comaneci as "women who rock" is just cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbacon85 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 The Current Tesco adverts with that 30 year old teenager are the worst things I have ever seen. Â The "agency" responsible should hang it's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Mo Farrah and his annoying voice selling Quorn. Irritation given human form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 The Current Tesco adverts with that 30 year old teenager are the worst things I have ever seen. Â The "agency" responsible should hang it's head. Â Good call. Fuck me, those Tesco ads are the drizzling shits. Horrifically unfunny. Ben Miller's better than that. Â My pet peeve is adverts in which they give cats and dogs old people's voices. Why do they all do this? Nobody imagines that their dog would talk like a dying bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Racist. Irritating voices transcend race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Â Â The Current Tesco adverts with that 30 year old teenager are the worst things I have ever seen. Â The "agency" responsible should hang it's head. Good call. Fuck me, those Tesco ads are the drizzling shits. Horrifically unfunny. Ben Miller's better than that. Â My pet peeve is adverts in which they give cats and dogs old people's voices. Why do they all do this? Nobody imagines that their dog would talk like a dying bastard. You're dead wrong. I used to have conversations with my lhasa apsa dog, giving him the Paul Whitehouse 'very, very drunk' voice. I imagined him to wear a monocle and braces if he were in human form....and this was until he died two or three years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2016 (edited) The Betting Men. Â Â If I ever become a Betting Man, then I hope I get hit by a bus. Â First there is The Professor, who appears in an advert with his moderately attractive girlfriend. Instead of, you know, talking to her, The Prof. instead spends his time attempting to work out if Derek Pringle is going to get five-for in the next England test. He's the intelligent one in the group. Twat. Â Generous John 'first in the bar, last in the cab' (?????). His gimmick is that he's black, like Ernie Ladd in the 70's. Because Ladbrookes wants to show that it welcomes sad, middle aged men from all ethnic backgrounds. John does get some rare 'Betting Men Cool Points' however, as he is seen at one point with a box of chips. I'm a fan of chips. This is the level which constitutes as cool for a Betting Man. Â Then we have Mr.Brightside. He does Neil's dance off the Inbetweener's. Everybody looks at him like he's a plebeian. TOP BANTER!!!! Â Gut Truster is a corpulent shortarse who tries to get hot tips at the racetrack by wanking off horses. Because "When you know, you know, you know?" (no, I don't). Â Finally, the forgotten betting man who has a name like 'Daredevil' or something. He tries to do Rooney's bicycle kick on the 5 a side pitch and breaks his collarbone. Good. Â I thought you were supposed to aspire to be like people in adverts? Or that they were meant to show what a cool good or service they were in possession of. WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE LIKE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE? They are all about 30, all single, all skint and all thick. The Professor is the coolest one out of the group, as he is at least seen with another human being who isn't one of the Betting Men. This ad campaign has now been going on for 3 FUCKING YEARS!!! Edited January 22, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 It's always with an ott southern English accent. Kate Nash style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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