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Eugene was a tremendous gimmick at first. The question is, where can you go with it?

If every single piece of fantasy booking of Eugene on the Internet from the year 2004 is to be believed, the most profitable destination was him going "Hahaha, I'm not a jellyhead, I fooled you all! I am a SERIOUS WRESTLER and now there are NO GIMMICKS NEEDED!"

They should have given him a little hat like the monkey from Futurama that makes him not retarded. He could do spots where it falls off or where a heel steals it etc

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One good thing about Michael Cole- the second his voice reaches a certain decibel, you know a commercial break is coming up so you can hit the fast forward button early.

The exact phrase is "Roman Reigns takes charge..." Right fast forward that bad boy..."As Raw rolls on..." :)
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Such a useless bastard that he's worthy of one match and it's at WrestleMania against the gaffer. Oh, and it was a bundle of fun.

 

He's not Luther Reigns or Nathan Jones.

 

Didn't say Sting himself was a useless bastard, just his run....if a non-tangeable thing can in itself be considered a 'bastard'.....

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Such a useless bastard that he's worthy of one match and it's at WrestleMania against the gaffer. Oh, and it was a bundle of fun.

 

He's not Luther Reigns or Nathan Jones.

Didn't say Sting himself was a useless bastard, just his run....if a non-tangeable thing can in itself be considered a 'bastard'.....

It can't. Come back when you have a proper answer.

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A few come to mind, all for the same reason: Bull Buchanan, Rodney Mack, Sim Snuka. All completely void of personality, all completely incapable of making anyone give a shiny shit about anything they ever said or did. Buchanan was probably the worst element of RTC, and got canned immediately after a run-in as B2 for heel Cena, Rodney Mack was given actual, discernible booking with his White Boy Challenges and a heel Teddy Long as his manager (who, I still say, was pretty good as such), and still couldn't do anything with it, and Sim Snuka should never have stopped being Deuce. WWE actually made efforts to emphasise he was Jimmy Snuka's kid, at a time when they were pushing the second/third generation thing to see who'd be worth sticking with Orton in Legacy, and he did fuck all with it.

 

Oh, Manu as well.

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What's funny is, when he had the mask on they treated him like the biggest badass on the planet. He was the one doing the singles matches with Austin Aries and knocking people out with hammers. And him and Gallows did the match against Sting and Bully Ray at Bound For Glory. Then when they took the mask off, they stopped using him as anything other than a bloke who stood there. He seemed to stand out more with the mask on, than as ex-WWE midcard act Mike Knox.

 

I love Mike Knox, if anyone is interested. He had the beard before it was apart of a hipster trend. And he had a lovely gap between his teeth, which is always great.

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Rodney Mack is a great call. Fucking pissed me off that they started that angle with D'Lo, and they canned him to do it with Mack, who absolutely sucked, and dare I say, looked like he was actually white.

 

Mideon deserves a mention. Number of PPV matches this guy got that drew zero heat, uninteresting and just rotten.

 

99 Rick Steiner too.

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