Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2014 I didn't reply "fuck off" or owt. I just think it's a bit odd. Then again, I spend way too much time talking to strangers so who am I to judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 27, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 27, 2014 Always admire the effort of someone who goes to the trouble of typing 'hbd' onto someone's wall. The love is overwhelming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I haven't really been on facebook since I stopped managing my football team and therefore didn't need an outlet to message 18 teenagers in one go. Last week I got a load of notifications of messages on my wall to wish me Happy Birthday. Some old friends I don't see much, aunties who haven't bothered sending cards since I was about 13 and such. Then a few people from school who I barely spoke to in the 5 years I was there. My fault for being "friends" with them in the first place, I know (I just want to see who grew up to be fit) but who bothers to leave a happy birthday for someone they barely know just because it comes up on the facebook reminder thingy?  On occasion I have left girls I went to school with Happy Birthday messages on Facebook, even if I haven't seen them in nearly 15 years. Only if they're fit though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2014 "Many happy returns" is surprisingly underused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2014 I may have wished everyone I know a variation on "Happy Bill Diarrhea-Day, Birth", or "Bill Diarrhea-birthday, Happy". It's shite. It's the best I've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted May 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2014 Always admire the effort of someone who goes to the trouble of typing 'hbd' onto someone's wall. The love is overwhelming. One of my mates didn't even bother with that, he just liked someone else's birthday request. I mocked him mercilessly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Bleurgh! This appeared on my FB feed today. Spot the stereotypes, much? Â Â "A lot of men think they are doing women a favor by asking for her hand in marriage, but let Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 29, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 29, 2014 If she gets fat she's getting divorced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members quote the raven Posted May 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 29, 2014 That gets posted on my feed thats an instant unfriending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 29, 2014 Â Go and fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 29, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 29, 2014 That is amazing. "...the more the nurses beat him..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Fucking HELL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 29, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 29, 2014 That is amazing. "...the more the nurses beat him..." Â Standard practice with laughing babies in the Philippines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsey713 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 What I want to know is what doctor gave her 3 abortion pills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 29, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2014 Fucking HELL. Â My thoughts exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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