Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 4, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 4, 2017 Perhaps God's just working a racket, "look what might happen if I wasn't looking out for you. Accidents can happen. Now get on your knees and show me how much you love me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 "Now get on your knees and show me how much you love me". Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 6, 2017 Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just read someone describing something as an escape goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Undefeated Steak said: Just read someone describing something as an escape goat. An old work collegue recently described her situation as being caught between pillow and post. I corrected her and she had no idea. Ā she is 47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 A girl at work told me that another member of staff was going to 'feel her raft' if he wasn't careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Whatever floats her boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 My Mum once got caught betwixed and between saying "lost the plot" and "missed the boat" and instead coined Ā the phrase "lost my boat" which is now frequently used within my family.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 7, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 7, 2017 13 hours ago, Undefeated Steak said: Just read someone describing something as an escape goat. When you come across these eggcorns search for the phrase on Twitter. It soon becomes apparent thousands of people suffer the same. Try it, you'll have a feel day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Ricky from Trailer Park Boys is the king of malapropismĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Onyx2 said: When you come across these eggcorns search for the phrase on Twitter. It soon becomes apparent thousands of people suffer the same. Try it, you'll have a feel day. That post was the piste dave resilience.Ā I enjoy those posts of terrible looking food, with "Bone of Bo Peep", or "Blown Up Maurice" in the description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Onyx, totally off-topic but is your sig a screenshot of Austin's podcast with AJ Styles when he apologises for dropping the F word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 7, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergio Mendacious said: That post was the piste dave resilience.Ā I enjoy those posts of terrible looking food, with "Bone of Bo Peep", or "Blown Up Maurice" in the description. "Bone app the teeth" is the one I see most often. Dave Gorman did a great episode of Modern Life Is Goodish aboutĀ malapropisms which I can't find on any video sites. 1 hour ago, Undefeated Steak said: Onyx, totally off-topic but is your sig a screenshot of Austin's podcast with AJ Styles when he apologises for dropping the F word? Yes! Good spot. I thought it was hilarious that Austin has thisĀ mock-serious face on, apologising-but-not-really for the swears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Undefeated Steak Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: Yes! Good spot. I thought it was hilarious that Austin has thisĀ mock-serious face on, apologising-but-not-really for the swears. Ha! I thought so, it did make me chuckle watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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