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HG's Royal Rumble Surprise Entrant Pool 2013


HarmonicGenerator

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Goldust is a decent shout. Problem is he'll misconstrue a nostalgia pop and start campaigning for a Wrestlemania match with Cody again

 

And the fact dharmabear's already picked him.

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Simple to set up: Over the next few weeks a superstar (a midcard heel) is forced to start the Rumble at 1 and takes out his frustration on a visiting Ric Flair. He pisses Flair off about how old he is and challenges him to enter the Rumble at number 3 and see if he can do what he did in 1992. Flair refuses but says he will find a suitable replacement.

 

At the Rumble, the heel gets rid of number 2 and Flair's music hits at number 3. Naitch comes out and introduces the next big thing, the new Nature Boy...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Nature Boy" Jay Lethal kicks the heels' arse Flair-style and chucks him out. Lethal gets eliminated a few minutes later by Jack Swagger and is never mentioned again.

 

 

 

 

My second pick: Replace Ric Flair with Steve Austin. Replace Jay Lethal with:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Stone Cold" Shark Boy!

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Can I have Disco Inferno? Nobody has him right? 3MD in the ring doing their groove thing, Rikishi in the ring doing his groove thing and then out comes the greatest wrestler of all time, Disco Inferno! He does his groove thing. Everybody does their groove thing and forgets about the Rumble, until Disco's the last man in the ring and thus he goes to WrestleMania where he beats The Rock!

 

L.A. Park comes in, sets a chair on fire and batters everyone with it.

 

And at one stage during the middle the lights go out, and then suddenly this happens...

A debate wages for many, many weeks, some might even say for infinite, as to whether God was ever eliminated from the Rumble because technically he doesn't have any legs. Then the next year Vince enters Allah and dies not long after, making him by pick for the 2014 death pool.
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