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Stolen from Football365 mailbox. Found it amusing.

 

Chelsea – Hulk Hogan, big name in the business, but his reputation is in tatters.

 

 

I'm not having that. Chelsea were nowhere near being a big club until the late 90's when Ken Bates started splashing the cash on foreigers and Abramovich took it to another level.

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QPR = TNA. tried to buy its way to the top. failed miserably

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Wimbledon - CM Punk. Overachieved to buggery and will live off past glories forever. Moved to a completely different field and most of their fans buggered off.  

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Leeds = Kane. Used to be a massive deal, but never truly will be again. No matter how you dress em up

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Stolen from Football365 mailbox. Found it amusing.

 

Chelsea – Hulk Hogan, big name in the business, but his reputation is in tatters.

 

 

I'm not having that. Chelsea were nowhere near being a big club until the late 90's when Ken Bates started splashing the cash on foreigers and Abramovich took it to another level.

 

 

Even in the first few years of Ken Bates reign they were struggling a bit. He bought them in 1982 and the club didn't get a stable position in the old First Division until 89/90.

 

So if you're using the wrestling name game, I'd say DDP. Took his time getting to the top.

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Arsenal are Randy Orton. Hovering around the top, will never actually be number 1, but no matter how much we all want them to fuck off, they don't.

 

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Everton are Jake Roberts. A big deal in the 80s. Barely survived the 90s. In much better nick now despite seldom doing anything newsworthy.

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Been trying to think who MK Dons are for a while now. Just a complete scourge who shouldn't really be there. Russo?

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The new midnight express/ new blackacks/ new razor and diesel

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Everton are Jake Roberts. A big deal in the 80s. Barely survived the 90s. In much better nick now despite seldom doing anything newsworthy.

Did Everton ever open a soccer school and charge potential academy players 500 quid to watch Joe Royle's 6 Of The Best on VHS?

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Forest are Tommy Rich — on brief hot streak in the late 70s and early 80s, but too many drunken bad decisions left them touring the lower echelons of the sport, performing badly in a stream of shitty venues.

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Leeds = Kane. Used to be a massive deal, but never truly will be again. No matter how you dress em up

Leeds are Ric Flair. Dirtiest players in the game in the 70s, finally won the big title in 1992, went mental in the early 2000s and haven't been relevant for years now.

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