Big Rob Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 what about adultery? Not until you're older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 25, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 25, 2011 Â Repairman 1: Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off. Â Homer: They'll grow back, right? Â Repairman 1: Oh... yeah. Â (He starts up his saw and moves it toward Homer's arm) Â Repairman 2: Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can? Â Homer: Your point being? Â Â - Â Â Bart: You're right, Dad. We don't need a babysitter. Â Homer: Wait a minute... Â (He takes a card out of his pocket. It reads "Always Do Opposite Of What Bart Says") Â Homer: You kids DO need a babysitter! Â Bart: Blast that infernal card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Bart: You're right, Dad. We don't need a babysitter. Â Homer: Wait a minute... Â (He takes a card out of his pocket. It reads "Always Do Opposite Of What Bart Says") Â Homer: You kids DO need a babysitter! Â Bart: Blast that infernal card! Â Bart: ...Don't give me the card. Â Homer: Here you g- NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "I asked for the double double, but they gave me the double double double double" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Dent Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "I asked for the double double, but they gave me the double double double double" Â If not a massive coincidence, that's on Sky 1 right now. Â "well how I was I supposed to know it wasn't a real spaceship?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 And that one was on last night! Â "No, No, I do want to spend a quiet evening in with the...er...wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 26, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2011 "It means he gets results YOU STUPID CHIEF!" Â Â - Â Â "My cans! My precious antique cans! Oh, look what you done to 'em." Â Â Â - Â Â And this one came to mind while watching the killer whales on Frozen Planet: Â Â Homer: What does 'sequestered' mean? Â Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world. Â Homer: What does 'deadlocked' mean? Â Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict. Â Homer: And 'if'? Â Skinner: A conjunction meaning 'in the event that' or 'on condition of'. Â Homer: So 'if' we get 'deadlocked', we'll be 'sequestered' at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh, Free Willy! Â Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 26, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 26, 2011 'Well boy, you kept your end of the bargain so i will too... Here's your tortoise, alive and well.' Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 'Sticking together's what good waffles do.' Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â '...Mindy rides a motorcycle.' Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 'THE DOLLS TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTERS BEEN LAUGHING AT ME' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 27, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Â Can I borrow a feeling, Can you lend me a jar of love, Hurting hearts need some healing, Take my hand with your glove of love... Edited October 27, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Fuck, that's class. Really good. Â "Where do you sleep? I sleep in a racing car" Â "I sleep in a bed with my wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajmcstyles Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Max Power, Hes a name you'd love to touch, but you must'nt touch, his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you must'nt fear, cos his name can be said by anyone...."  AH Max Power  &  "YEA HAR, ONE TWO THREE FOUR" (While Tapping his Foot 4 times) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted October 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Max Power, Hes a name you'd love to touch, but you must'nt touch, his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you must'nt fear, cos his name can be said by anyone...."  AH Max Power  &  "YEA HAR, ONE TWO THREE FOUR" (While Tapping his Foot 4 times)  Is it from the same episode, where Snake turn up with a gun, (as well as the texan) but moe turn up with a baseball bat? But after seeing the guns, he step back in the shadow and pretends its a shotgun by making the noise:  Moe: "Click-Click".  It doesnt translate very well, but had me in tears with how stupid it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Can't get enough of that sugar crisp!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose" Â Got to love Moe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Dude, he's raggin' on your cord." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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