spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 One from yesterday I think that I found it funny: Â Sideshow Mel: All these new street names... how delightful. Jimbo: Who are you talking to weirdo? Mel: Weirdo? Isn't your mother a notorious whore? Jimbo: You win this round Mel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 "The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing-goldfish-tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 28, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) In your face, space coyote! Â Â - Â Â (Homer, explaining to the kids why he has stopped going to church) Â Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was ... I forget. But the point is ... I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car. Edited October 28, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 28, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 28, 2011 Sorry... Got a topical one here, so am shamefully posting twice in succession. Â Â Â Bart: The exports in Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Max Power! He's the man, with the name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but if you say it, you mustn't fear, 'Cos his name can be said by anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 "Max Power doesn't do snuggles.....You strap yourself in AND FEEL THE G'S" Â If only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Bart: The exports in Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you. Â Do you kids want to be like the real UN or do you just want to squabble and waste time. Â Make way for grapefruit. Â People, People. Lets not blame each other. We all know this is Millhouses fault. Â And then the children were saved by.....ohh, lets say Moe. Edited October 29, 2011 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2011 'Dad, what's a muppet?' Â 'Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet. But, maaan...*begins uncontrollable laughter* ...so to answer your question, i don't know.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Braiiins! Braiiins! Use your brains to help us! You're delicious braiiins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 29, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2011 Marge: What if something goes wrong?  Homer: Pffft... "what if". What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god, I'd be killed!   -   Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.  Barney: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.  Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I?  (beams away)   -   And I only remembered this one when I was checking the other quotes on IMDB, but it made me laugh hysterically. It's brilliant   TV Announcer: Coming soon, it's "Truckasaurus: The Movie", starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.  John Truckasaurus: You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.  TV Announcer: Celebrity voice impersonated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2011 I love this little scene; Â Â ...Marge tries to start a conversation with Lisa, who seems too absorbed with what's on TV. Â Marge- 'I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome.' [she walks off] Marge- [off-screen] 'Hello, Marge. How's the family?' [in a different tone] 'I don't want to talk about it. Mind your own business.' Homer- 'Keep it down in there, everybody!' Â Â And from the same episode; Â Marge- 'Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?' Homer- 'Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajmcstyles Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Moe Moe Moe How'do ya Like Me? How'do ya Like Me? Moe Moe Moe why dont you like me? Nobody likes me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajmcstyles Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D My name was Brian Mcgee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 30, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2011 Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... So tempting... What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial! Excuse me... Â (he dials on a payphone) Â Hello, David? I'm really tempted! Â David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you. Â Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V1mark Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 It's probably been done but  'Shaving my shoulders, getting it all shaved off.'  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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