Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 Can be based on any criteria you like. You can only pick one and you can't choose anyone who's already taken. Â I'm fat and bald. I was a main event player at one point but now I'm old and decrepit and I can barely move. I'm aggressive, i take no prisoners and I deliver a fantastic belly splash. I hate Hulk Hogan and love Bobby Heenan. Â I am King Kong Bundy! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 I have brown hair, I never throw clothes out because you just never know, I think I'm cooler than I actually am, I like shit guitar music from the mid-80s, I hurt a mates neck performing a wrestling move in my garden, I have been known to do the double fisted "whooo" hand gesture when watching the footie. I am ... I keep getting older, they stay the same age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I am a fat beardy fuck who recently got a horrible tangled mullet cut off. I often use a sock to release my sexual frustration. Â I am Commissioner Mick Foley. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I am Bobby Eaton. Â Â I've got shit hair and a bit of a belly, but I'm pretty dependable, if not all that much of a draw. As a young idiot I could see the merits of hanging around with Jim Cornette all the time, but the older I get, William Regal seems more my sort of bloke. I also look shit hot in a gold top hat and bowtie. Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhenom Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'm tall, depressed, miserable all the time, I never smile, I wear black most of the time, I like sitting in the dark all alone, I love Limp Bizkit, I used to think I was a hard nut when I rode my bike, and I only show up where I'm supposed to be every couple of months. I am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 At one point in time I was Scott Steiners best mate. I think I'm far better than I actually am. And I still get my ma to make some phonecalls for me, but despite all that you just have to love me. Â Â I am Buff Bagwell... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 I am fat. I have achieved alot at a younger age to my colleagues and spend my professional life with a bald man. I like throwing salt and wear deeply unflattering clothing. People believe i'm from somewhere i'm not and I look badass with facial hair.  I am  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'm hairy, I'm quite big, I drink far too much, I have an awesome leather jacket, and I do the double point when I've had a few. I am too sweet, I am 4-life, and I was far better in the 90s. I am Scott Hall. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'm smokin' I ain't Joking   I am Barry Windham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 I recently had my long hair chopped off and now I'm getting more opportunities as a result. I use to think I was funny as a young lad but realised I was just a bit of a dick and have got more serious with age. I like to think I'm amazing at everything, even if that's not the case. I think I can sing but audio suggests otherwise. I think I can dance but the public are mixed. I am... Chris Jericho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoote Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I prefer to stay in the shadows, even though many people know me well. I work in many different areas, not just the one I am employed to do. I'm a good mediator and can be relied upon for a fair decision, despite occasionally getting a little too involved. Â I am Mike Chioda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I know it, bro. Â Â Woo woo woo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Windham Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'm boring but like to bust-a-move to appear exciting... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted April 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 14, 2011 I was once sacked when I started dating/screwing my bosses daughter. I (verbally) fought her Dad for years, now he has accepted me and I am employed in a pretty sweet spot, which some people think is because of my connections, some think its merit, others think its both. I am Triple H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicRedneck Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I also shagged my boss' daughter once. He doesn't talk to me anymore. I am Randy Savage. Â Â If there's grass on the pitch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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