Paid Members Chris B Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Front:  Roses are red, Cards have glitter, Can I take you  Back:  out for coffee some time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red Violets are flowers I can keep going For hours and hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, The pill is ace, But if you're not on it, I can aim for your face  Roses are red, My dick is small, You'll hardly feel it, 'Least in the front door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamite Duane Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Front: Roses are red, Cards have glitter, Can I take you  Back:  out for coffee some time? Now that's clever, like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, The pill is ace, But if you're not on it, I can aim for your face  Consider that Stolen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'd rather shag a looker, but I guess you'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Some roses are red But violets aren't blue Violets are violet The name is the clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Some roses are red But violets aren't blue Violets are violet The name is the clue The girls will be dripping when they read your T-shirt, Mr. JL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam619 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Blue I've got demintia Have I fucked you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got ADHD, LOOK AT THAT CLOUD, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE KEVIN NASH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Admirable to see a stag do that's trying to outdo hen nights for sheer hatefulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Ok so i'm having to make up a batch of of t-shirts for a stag do and their wanting "Rose's are red" poems on the backs. So i'm hoping to use the perverts on the UKFF to help me out. Just to put you in the picturw of what im looking for, heres a couple of examples of what i currently have. Roses are Straight, Violets are Twisted, Bend over love, You're Gonna get Fisted.   Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly, Grease yourself up, Cos here comes my Willy.   Roses are Red, Nettles are Nasty, Open your legs, I'll hammer your pasty.   Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I cant do Poems, Get your tits out!  She's a lucky woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue I am dyslexic I wnt to fuk u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Miz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue I only see beauty in you When i'm sniffing glue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Violets are blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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