Paid Members JNLister Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Some roses are red But violets aren't blue Violets are violet The name is the clue The girls will be dripping when they read your T-shirt, Mr. JL! Â Roses are red Your t-shirt's pedantic I'm also a pedant The sex will be frantic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Ive tries and deleted 6 times now.. Â Â Â The very first reply cant be beaten.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Following on from Chaka's one... Â Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic And so am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 15, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got ADHD, LOOK AT THAT CLOUD, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE KEVIN NASH! Â I love this one the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Windham Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Black Violets are too Shit, I've gone blind What shall I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Some of my dreadful efforts  Roses are red I'll buy you a bunch Now bend over the bed DONKEY PUNCH!  Roses are red violets are blue Put my cock in your mouth But please don't chew  Roses are red Daisies are white It isn't rape If you don't put up a fight  Roses are red And loved by the chicks But much like these guys Watch out for their pricks  Roses are red And arrive by freight Then sit on my face And I'll guess your weight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red And loved by the chicks But much like these guys Watch out, for they're pricks  Based on the sound of the stag do, I fixed your grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red And loved by the chicks But much like these guys Watch out, for they're pricks  Based on the sound of the stag do, I fixed your grammar.  You might be taking the piss, but that actually works quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayneisatwat Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Blue We've got no chance of pulling Hookers will have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THELONEGUNMAN Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 roses are red violets are blue you'll never remember what I've done to you  or if you all want the same t'shirt  roses are red violets are blue you'll never remember what we've done to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Chick objectify you! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Roses are red Volets are blue Gingers are orange And so are there pubes  Roses are red Violets are shit Let me cum in your hair Cause your worth it  Roses are red, Violet is bi, Get me a man and woman And she'll suck them both dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2011 Roses are red Violets aren't blue They're much more like purple Semantics, et tu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted February 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2011 Roses are red Arnies lies are true Get under that glass table And watch me do a poo    Roses are red My cock vein is bulging and blue Give it a suck please Why not?, this is a stag doo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Ford Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red Retinal haemorrhage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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