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Some roses are red

But violets aren't blue

Violets are violet

The name is the clue

The girls will be dripping when they read your T-shirt, Mr. JL!

 

Roses are red

Your t-shirt's pedantic

I'm also a pedant

The sex will be frantic

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Some of my dreadful efforts

 

Roses are red

I'll buy you a bunch

Now bend over the bed

DONKEY PUNCH!

 

Roses are red

violets are blue

Put my cock in your mouth

But please don't chew

 

Roses are red

Daisies are white

It isn't rape

If you don't put up a fight

 

Roses are red

And loved by the chicks

But much like these guys

Watch out for their pricks

 

Roses are red

And arrive by freight

Then sit on my face

And I'll guess your weight

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Roses are red

And loved by the chicks

But much like these guys

Watch out, for they're pricks

 

Based on the sound of the stag do, I fixed your grammar.

 

You might be taking the piss, but that actually works quite well.

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Roses are red

Volets are blue

Gingers are orange

And so are there pubes

 

Roses are red

Violets are shit

Let me cum in your hair

Cause your worth it

 

Roses are red,

Violet is bi,

Get me a man and woman

And she'll suck them both dry

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