Thunder Lips Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Rose are red Violets are blue I'll pretend you said 18 lol~. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 Violets are red Roses are blue I'm colour blind Hope you are too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Ganja is green, So do me a favour, Skin up a bifta, And savour the flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red Retinal haemorrhage. Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Lips Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 roses are red peppers are bitter you look like a dity bitch do you love it up the shitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are red This t-shirt is urging You to take pity on me I'm an internet virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are red This t-shirt is urging You to take pity on me I'm an internet virgin Roses are red Your eyes are arresting How quickly you'll run When I say "I like Wrestling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 For any of the lads who got the Gay, or the ladies who enjoy a bit of Cadbury Pipin' Â Roses Are Red, My Baloon Knot Is Gaping, For your hulking truncheon, You raging homo-sapien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Poo Iam a Coprophiliac Can I eat yours too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbucklepads Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Blue I really respect women for the beautiful and creative individuals that they are So I won't be ending this poem in a stereotypical and sexist way. Â Oh fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can never do poems, Because I can never remember how many syllables are supposed to go on each line and I end up overrunning dramatically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Blue I really respect women for the beautiful and creative individuals that they are So I won't be ending this poem in a stereotypical and sexist way. Â Oh fuck off. Â Who crapped in your Coco Pops, you fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 17, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can never do poems, Because I can never remember how many syllables are supposed to go on each line and I end up overrunning dramatically. Â Tremendous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 the rose is so red the voilet is always blue I cum on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted February 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue To get to the point Can I fuck you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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