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Ok so i'm having to make up a batch of of t-shirts for a stag do and their wanting "Rose's are red" poems on the backs. So i'm hoping to use the perverts on the UKFF to help me out. Just to put you in the picturw of what im looking for, heres a couple of examples of what i currently have.


Roses are Straight,

Violets are Twisted,

Bend over love,

You're Gonna get Fisted.



Roses are Stupid,

Violets are Silly,

Grease yourself up,

Cos here comes my Willy.



Roses are Red,

Nettles are Nasty,

Open your legs,

I'll hammer your pasty.



Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I cant do Poems,

Get your tits out!



So you see the kind of perverted people i'm dealing with here, so bearing that in mind, give us a dig out please.

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Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I really respect women for the beautiful and creative individuals that they are

So I won't be ending this poem in a stereotypical and sexist way.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

please look away

why i slip you a rohypnol or two


Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like freaky sex

so please pooh


Roses are red

Violets are blue

I nailed your mum

Now i am gonna nail you


Roses are red

Violets are more of a purple

I like prostate massage

what do you say angel


Roses are red

My dick is veiny and purple

So slap on a condom

I like to be Carefull


Roses are red

Facials are creamy

I look into your eyes

Your so dreamy


Roses are red

Violets are violent

Bend over and make some noise

I hate bitches that are silent


Just a few ideas


How about a T-shirt that says


Who's next for the gang rape with a picture of David Haye.

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