PSF Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Ok so i'm having to make up a batch of of t-shirts for a stag do and their wanting "Rose's are red" poems on the backs. So i'm hoping to use the perverts on the UKFF to help me out. Just to put you in the picturw of what im looking for, heres a couple of examples of what i currently have. Â Roses are Straight, Violets are Twisted, Bend over love, You're Gonna get Fisted. Â Â Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly, Grease yourself up, Cos here comes my Willy. Â Â Roses are Red, Nettles are Nasty, Open your legs, I'll hammer your pasty. Â Â Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I cant do Poems, Get your tits out! Â Â So you see the kind of perverted people i'm dealing with here, so bearing that in mind, give us a dig out please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I've got a knife, So get in the fucking van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Admirable to see a stag do that's trying to outdo hen nights for sheer hatefulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 "Roses are red, Violets are blue. And I would really love, a blow job from you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I've got a knife, So get in the fucking van. Â Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Dent Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Admirable to see a stag do that's trying to outdo hen nights for sheer hatefulness. Â Â This. Maybe throw in some bunny ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Blue I really respect women for the beautiful and creative individuals that they are So I won't be ending this poem in a stereotypical and sexist way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Red Violets are Blue I really respect women for the beautiful and creative individuals that they are So I won't be ending this poem in a stereotypical and sexist way. ...and if Janet Street Porter is in the nightclub, you might pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 15, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Kevin Nash is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby dazzler Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Suck where I piss and I'll lick where you poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Finger poke of doom, What'cha gonna do?! Â I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue please look away why i slip you a rohypnol or two  Roses are red Violets are blue I like freaky sex so please pooh  Roses are red Violets are blue I nailed your mum Now i am gonna nail you  Roses are red Violets are more of a purple I like prostate massage what do you say angel  Roses are red My dick is veiny and purple So slap on a condom I like to be Carefull  Roses are red Facials are creamy I look into your eyes Your so dreamy  Roses are red Violets are violent Bend over and make some noise I hate bitches that are silent  Just a few ideas  How about a T-shirt that says  Who's next for the gang rape with a picture of David Haye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny McBride Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, violets are blue. Can you do that thing that THAT ----> girl can do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are red, Violets are cheap, I'm gonna shag all night, So where's the fucking sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Roses are Red Cabbage Is Green Open your legs And I'll push up your spleen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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