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In the latest issue in the Wrestlemania review Fin writes alot of fucking annoying smarky shite.

 

Example,

 

He's talking about the backstage segment with Johnny Ace and says:

 

"John Laurinitius then said his team's victory would be a Wrestlemania moment greater than Stone Cold tapping out to Bret Hart. He didn't mention that Stone Cold was bleeding heavily at the time. The WWE doesn't want to remind viewers of it's strict no-blood PG policy."

 

So fucking snarky and nerdy. Such a knob.

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The amount of "this being Cena, he ballsed it up" lines in the WrestleMania review were funny. He (or one of his divvy cronies) also had a pretty odd dig at Cena in the Edge DVD review, as well as the usual "Cena sux, push the cruisers" stuff dotted throughout.

 

The lowlight of the issue for this month, and indicative of Fin's abilities, was the picture of Dolph Ziggler posing angrily with a golf club from one of the WrestleMania week things. With the caption "No, Dolph, you use it to hit golf balls, not people."

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In the latest issue in the Wrestlemania review Fin writes alot of fucking annoying smarky shite.

 

Example,

 

He's talking about the backstage segment with Johnny Ace and says:

 

"John Laurinitius then said his team's victory would be a Wrestlemania moment greater than Stone Cold tapping out to Bret Hart. He didn't mention that Stone Cold was bleeding heavily at the time. The WWE doesn't want to remind viewers of it's strict no-blood PG policy."

 

So fucking snarky and nerdy. Such a knob

 

So you buy the mag, read it, and then log on and bitch on line about it being shitty! Remind me who the mark is!

 

Your like an ECW fan in 1996. Complaining about wrestlers selling out, then buying a WWE ticket (thus lining the WWE's pockets) to tell that wrestler that they sold out!

 

If you don't like ot don't fucking buy it!!

 

Tell me.....have you ever kissed a girl son?

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I don't read this magazine anymore (not for any particular reason), but I was told that the latest issue had a small bit about the Welsh Wrestling/Lembit Opik story, and that they spelt Iestyn Rees name as Lestyn?

This is true...

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In the latest issue in the Wrestlemania review Fin writes alot of fucking annoying smarky shite.

 

Example,

 

He's talking about the backstage segment with Johnny Ace and says:

 

"John Laurinitius then said his team's victory would be a Wrestlemania moment greater than Stone Cold tapping out to Bret Hart. He didn't mention that Stone Cold was bleeding heavily at the time. The WWE doesn't want to remind viewers of it's strict no-blood PG policy."

 

So fucking snarky and nerdy. Such a knob.

In his criticism, Fin also seemed to overlook that Austin never tapped out, which was the point of the match.

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So you buy the mag, read it, and then log on and bitch on line about it being shitty! Remind me who the mark is!

 

Your like an ECW fan in 1996. Complaining about wrestlers selling out, then buying a WWE ticket (thus lining the WWE's pockets) to tell that wrestler that they sold out!

 

If you don't like ot don't fucking buy it!!

 

Tell me.....have you ever kissed a girl son?

 

Calm down, Fin.

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In the latest issue in the Wrestlemania review Fin writes alot of fucking annoying smarky shite.

 

Example,

 

He's talking about the backstage segment with Johnny Ace and says:

 

"John Laurinitius then said his team's victory would be a Wrestlemania moment greater than Stone Cold tapping out to Bret Hart. He didn't mention that Stone Cold was bleeding heavily at the time. The WWE doesn't want to remind viewers of it's strict no-blood PG policy."

 

So fucking snarky and nerdy. Such a knob

 

So you buy the mag, read it, and then log on and bitch on line about it being shitty! Remind me who the mark is!

 

Your like an ECW fan in 1996. Complaining about wrestlers selling out, then buying a WWE ticket (thus lining the WWE's pockets) to tell that wrestler that they sold out!

 

If you don't like ot don't fucking buy it!!

 

Tell me.....have you ever kissed a girl son?

 

1. I didn't fucking buy it, I skimmed through it in WHSmiths while waiting for my train home and then put it back on the shelf. I haven't bought an issue of Powerslam since I was 17. I usually like the interviews in it, but the rest is shite.

 

2. I'm married "son" so yes I've kissed a girl. Not that that has anything to do with anything. You're on an internet wrestling forum just like the rest of us so you're hardly the fucking Fonze.

 

3. Fuck off and die you sad cunt.

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Fin Martin went on about WWE overstating the attendance of Wrestlemania, yet had the absolute gull and bare faced cheek to sit there in his one bedroom apartment and actually state that Alex Shane's shitty recent wrestling effort drew "over 1000 fans"

 

Somebody in WH Smiths probably had to clean up my vomit off the floor when I puked up reading that, shortly before I put the magazine back on the shelf as per norm.

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Tell me.....have you ever kissed a girl son?

 

People may say that they're married, with jobs and careers, and families, but in truth, everyone that posts on here is a spotty 12 year old called Herbert.

 

Every single one of us.

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So you buy the mag, read it, and then log on and bitch on line about it being shitty! Remind me who the mark is!

 

Your like an ECW fan in 1996. Complaining about wrestlers selling out, then buying a WWE ticket (thus lining the WWE's pockets) to tell that wrestler that they sold out!

 

If you don't like ot don't fucking buy it!!

 

Tell me.....have you ever kissed a girl son?

 

1. I didn't fucking buy it, I skimmed through it in WHSmiths while waiting for my train home and then put it back on the shelf. I haven't bought an issue of Powerslam since I was 17. I usually like the interviews in it, but the rest is shite.

 

2. I'm married "son" so yes I've kissed a girl. Not that that has anything to do with anything. You're on an internet wrestling forum just like the rest of us so you're hardly the fucking Fonze.

 

3. Fuck off and die you sad cunt.

 

Mr Tibbs just got Gillespied.

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