Paid Members Psygnosis Posted April 15, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted April 15, 2008 I'm exhausted how can something so small moving around effect me so much???I want to make some sort of small penis joke about your ex-boyfriend but cannot think of anything. Any help anyone?Just..turn off the internet..now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostface1982 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Pregnant women can be evil. Â Walking on eggshells for near on nine months got tiresome the first time, no idea why I thought having a second kid was a good idea, she was even more hormonal the second time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 16, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 16, 2008 some flowers go a long way you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 16, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 16, 2008 Just got back from my midwife appointment, and all is well :)She said that my HCG hormone levels were above average and that was really really good for me and baby :)My blood results from my 12week scan and check up were all back too, all with nothing to report :)Then it was time to hear babys heart beat.And werent they being a little monkey. I was having to direct the midwife to where the baby had moved to, until she caught the little bugger in a corner and there we had it, a perfect heart beat :)Very chuffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 16, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted April 16, 2008 The most exciting thing ever during prgnancy is when you see a foot! It's freaky but it's fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostface1982 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 some flowers go a long way you know.She would have probably thought I was trying to appease a guilty conscience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 16, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 16, 2008 You just have to remember to never ever rise to it, just let it go.I've been really really irrational and sooooo hot headed and thought, woah, did i just do that? but then its too embarassing to admit that you shouldnt have done that and you dont want to seem like a 'crazy pregnant person'Its just as hard for us you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman89762000 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 just want to wish ya luck lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 The most exciting thing ever during prgnancy is when you see a foot! It's freaky but it's fantastic.I'm assuming you pushed it back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 17, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 17, 2008 haha, i agree, i'll never forget when i was sat on the beach last year with my 8th month pregnant friend and we were sat up, talking about her linea nigra (the dark line between a womans belly button and her vajayjay when shes pregnant) and all of a sudden, baby flipped around from right to left, dragging his foot right over her belly. It was so bizarre. it then just stayed stuck out on the left hand side for ages and when i pressed against it to see if he would take it away, he kicked me!!!! little bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Psygnosis Posted April 23, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2008 My older sisters got one in the oven from her fiance, seems I'm going to be an Uncle! (thats right isnt it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
textonly Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Once I saw some pregnant lesbian porn and you could see the baby kicking about like mad. That shit freaked me out. It was so mobile. It made me think of Austin Powers' bit, like a really small person or animal or something was genuinely trapped inside and testing the structure for weaknesses. Unsettling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mab Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Why would people want to see pregnant porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Because it's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 And your mum looked even hotter when she was carrying you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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