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When I was in London I met the tall one from Ant and Dec while he was christmas shopping.

My mate asked "Wheres the other one?" To which he replied that he was at work.

So I said "Who the fuck pays for half of Ant and Dec?"

 

He didnt seem pleased at all

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I nearly had sex with Alexandra Fletcher. Alas I called her Jacqui one too many times and my chances were over.

 

How did you "nearly" shag her? Either you did or you didn't. Nearly don't come into it. Even if you were getting on well with her, doesn't mean you were going to shag her.

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I nearly had sex with Alexandra Fletcher. Alas I called her Jacqui one too many times and my chances were over.

 

How did you "nearly" shag her? Either you did or you didn't. Nearly don't come into it. Even if you were getting on well with her, doesn't mean you were going to shag her.

Wow, I'm surprised that didn't take your head off.

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The ones that I can remember that stick in my mind would be:

 

Steve Ogrizovic the ex Coventry City goalkeeper that someone else mentioned before, I played in one of the end of season games at The Ricoh Arena as my mate worked at the stadium and ''Oggy'' was playing centre back in the opposite team from me. About 20 minutes into the first half I had ghosted past him a few times as I was playing upfront then just outside the box I dropped my shoulder to go past him and he just swiped my two legs from underneath me....it was a friendly game and I was about 20 at time so I thought it was a bit shit then he never even bothered to apologise. Bit of a twat.

 

Johnny Vaughan, I was massive fan of The Big Breakfast when I was a kid and watched it every morning getting ready for school then I saw him in the airport waiting for a flight to LA and was very reluctant to go and say hello just incase he was a dick because I thought he seemed like the nicest bloke ever on TV and didn't really want that to not be true...but I went over and he was sound as fuck. Happy to have a chat with me and posed for a photo, went outside whilst my mate was having a fag later on and he was there chatting away to a couple of the airport staff, really friendly guy.

 

Carlito, I was in LA for WM21 and also went to PWG Allstar Weekend - the original and Carlito was at the show in a suit and tie just hanging around outside, when I went outside during the interval I spoke to him and asked for a photo but I had left my phone inside, I said to him what had happened and he said he would wait outside while I went back in to get it, so I thought he would probably have fucked off by the time I came back but soon as I came back out he excused himself from speaking to the guys around him and came back over to pose for a photo with me, top bloke.

 

Steve Corino, someone else who I was really worried would be a cock but he was fucking quality, just a really nice bloke and very appreciative of the fans.

 

Colt Cabana, I don't think anyone could ever fault him, legend.

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Steve Corino, someone else who I was really worried would be a cock but he was fucking quality, just a really nice bloke and very appreciative of the fans.

 

Absolutely, he's easily the nicest wrestler I've ever met, chatted to him for ages and ages at loads of shows, down to earth and a great bloke.

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I nearly had sex with Alexandra Fletcher. Alas I called her Jacqui one too many times and my chances were over.

 

How did you "nearly" shag her? Either you did or you didn't. Nearly don't come into it. Even if you were getting on well with her, doesn't mean you were going to shag her.

 

Oh, Fuck off.

 

Anyway, tonight in the Elihu Yale in Wrexham, I talked to the greatest man of all time, he's modest, pleasant, and he bought me a birthday pint...

 

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I nearly had sex with Alexandra Fletcher. Alas I called her Jacqui one too many times and my chances were over.

 

How did you "nearly" shag her? Either you did or you didn't. Nearly don't come into it. Even if you were getting on well with her, doesn't mean you were going to shag her.

Wow, I'm surprised that didn't take your head off.

 

Huh?

 

Oh, Fuck off.

 

Huh?

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I nearly had sex with Alexandra Fletcher. Alas I called her Jacqui one too many times and my chances were over.

 

How did you "nearly" shag her? Either you did or you didn't. Nearly don't come into it. Even if you were getting on well with her, doesn't mean you were going to shag her.

Wow, I'm surprised that didn't take your head off.

 

Huh?

 

Oh, Fuck off.

 

Huh?

 

Huh?

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When I was in London I met the tall one from Ant and Dec while he was christmas shopping.

My mate asked "Wheres the other one?" To which he replied that he was at work.

So I said "Who the fuck pays for half of Ant and Dec?"

 

He didnt seem pleased at all

Ach, there's no need to be rude to people, celebrity or not.

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