freaky Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Ethics case - would we make/accept/laugh at as many jokes if these were:a) businesswomenorb) childrenbeing killed?Well, there's probably less punchlines with businesswomen, but I'm sure you could get some kid jokes, though I'm sure bannings would be forthcoming.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 14, 2006 Moderators Posted December 14, 2006 Now you've got me trying to think of good jokes for if it hypothetically were businesswomen or children...
DJ Stevie C Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Um...Incorporating both?Heard about the businesswoman in Ipswitch who was told she was pregnant just before christmas?She was choked.Sorry.
JamesTyler Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Ethics case - would we make/accept/laugh at as many jokes if these were:b) childrenDid you hear about the kid killed this week?WWE's to blame.
Paid Members Carbomb Posted December 14, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 14, 2006 Apparently Mr. Kipling's very good at...killing prostitutes.D'oh!
DJ Stevie C Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 What's the worst thing about raping and killing 27 year olds?Digging 27 graves.Adapted, but it works.
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted December 14, 2006 Moderators Posted December 14, 2006 What's the worst thing about raping and killing 27 year olds?Digging 27 graves.Adapted, but it works."Digging 20 graves works", your version doesn't.
bobbins Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Can you all stop this and get back to ripping on Sprules please.
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted December 14, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 14, 2006 Ethics case - would we make/accept/laugh at as many jokes if these were:a) businesswomenorb) childrenbeing killed?In all likelyhood, I think most would at some stage, but there'd be less material.
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 The police investigating the James Bulger murder were keen to find out if he was a known users of alcohol and/or drugs.Apparently he was stoned and half-cut when they found him.^^ See easy.
DJ Stevie C Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 What's the worst thing about raping and killing 27 year olds?Digging 27 graves.Adapted, but it works."Digging 20 graves works", your version doesn't.Your version would've worked if I had typed "Twenty Seven", but I typed 27 Year olds.So the serial killer killed 27 one year olds rather than twenty seven-year olds.But hey nevermind.
Guest Dangerous Dave Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Ethics case - would we make/accept/laugh at as many jokes if these were:a) businesswomenorb) childrenbeing killed?Prostitues are businesswomen (of a kind), and some of them may well be children.
Paid Members JLM Posted December 14, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 14, 2006 I don't know anyone who calls 12 month old babies "year olds" though.
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted December 14, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 14, 2006 Some times some crimes Go slippin' through the cracks But these two gumshoes Are pickin' up the slack There's no case too big, no case too small When you need help just call K-k-k-Kriss Sprules Rescue Ranger K-k-k-Kriss Sprules When there's danger Oh no, it never fails He'll take the clues And find the where's and whys and who's K-k-k-Kriss Sprules.
Iain Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 What's the worst thing about raping and killing 27 year olds?Digging 27 graves.Adapted, but it works."Digging 20 graves works", your version doesn't.Your version would've worked if I had typed "Twenty Seven", but I typed 27 Year olds.So the serial killer killed 27 one year olds rather than twenty seven-year olds.But hey nevermind.Thanks for clarifying your fuck-up.
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