JamesTyler Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Seen as we're apparently allowed with the sick jokes (which never offend me, btw).It's probably been posted already,but just incase....What's the difference between Mr Kipling and the Ipswitch murderer? Click to Show/Hide Mr Kiplings puts 6 tarts in a box Not only has that one been said about 5 times, you win a prize for being the millionth person in the thread to misspell Ipswich.Awesome, what do I win Mickens used panties.
Paid Members JNLister Posted December 16, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2006 If you use some FTP computer thingy, it's called Ipswitch. As in I-P-switch. Which sounds a bit like Ipswich.If you are VERY VERY VERY bored at work, this is highly amusing. Though you do eventually go mental and have to quit and go freelance instead.
Paid Members seph Posted December 16, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2006 (edited) If Prostitute Snidely Wonders Impotence, Choke Hard. Edited December 16, 2006 by sephjnr
IrishDave Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 Not a joke- genuinly overheard on the bus:Adult: " This guy has already killed 5 prostitues "Child: " Why does he not like them- is he a Catholic? "Shit.
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted December 16, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2006 So does nobody care anymore about what this thread is really about? Jokes are fine, but if they take over the real discussion and stop it continuing then I think come priorities have got messed up
Vito Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 So does nobody care anymore about what this thread is really about?I never cared anyway.
GIB Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 (edited) So does nobody care anymore about what this thread is really about? Jokes are fine, but if they take over the real discussion and stop it continuing then I think come priorities have got messed up Didn't you post a whole load of puns and jokes in another thread a while back which instantly killed it? Or am I thinking of someone else? Edited December 16, 2006 by GIB
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 Lighten the fuck up, it's Christmas. The irony of Mr Seven telling someone to "lighten the fuck up"
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted December 16, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2006 Lighten the fuck up, it's Christmas. The irony of Mr Seven telling someone to "lighten the fuck up" He is right though
Paid Members JNLister Posted December 16, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 16, 2006 There's not really much to add at the moment, beyond uninformed speculation about who the killer is and what he may be like.I'm sure as soon as there's developments in the case we can add more comment.Or jokes involving the number 6. Get up to a dozen and somebody can do a hilarious 12 days of whoremas parody.
Guest Dangerous Dave Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 So does nobody care anymore about what this thread is really about? No-one knows anything, people are obviously just very very very bored and thats why they keep posting here.
Sym Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 This was pointed out by Keith OlbermannJack the Rippers first victim's surname was Nichols (spelling)Ipswich Ripper - Tania NicholsCopycat Killer?
Guest Dangerous Dave Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 Jack the Rippers first victim's surname was Nichols (spelling)Ipswich Ripper - Tania NicholsCopycat Killer?This assumes that the killer knew is victims second name. Why would he?
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