fleischmark Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 I personally would have found it much funnier had they been anally raped
alexander Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Children?You've probably all heard it before at this point, but - What's pink and smells of holly? Click to Show/Hide Ian Huntley's cock
kev2050 Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Bought the wife's Xmas pressies....... Black boots, small red dress, fishnet stockings, and a one way ticket to Ipswich!
Mr. Seven Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Children?You've probably all heard it before at this point, but - What's pink and smells of holly? Click to Show/Hide Ian Huntley's cock I once told that joke in work to two of my colleagues. Both of them were extremely pissed off.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 14, 2006 Moderators Posted December 14, 2006 Well, I gotta hand it to you for having the nuts to tell that joke to work colleagues anyway...
next_big_thing Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Kris Sprules goes into a brothel and says 'Can I have a prostitute please' and the lady replies 'No.'LOLAparantly when he was at school doing biology the biology teacher asked Kris " Kris, how do you make a hormone? " He replied- Don't pay her.LOL My biology teacher used to use that one...
freaky Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Children?You've probably all heard it before at this point, but - What's pink and smells of holly? Click to Show/Hide Ian Huntley's cock I once told that joke in work to two of my colleagues. Both of them were extremely pissed off.A friend of mine fell out with me over that gag. In hindsight, it probably wasn't the best idea to tell it to the mother of a three year old girl.
Jonathan Ford Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Children?You've probably all heard it before at this point, but - What's pink and smells of holly? Click to Show/Hide Ian Huntley's cock Kudos.I've said it in every "dodgy" thread (eleven year old girl hangs herself leaps to mind) that every gag about every possible subject is fair game. Nuts deep, fellas.
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 14, 2006 Paid Members Posted December 14, 2006 5 girls in two weeks? He's certainly more enthusiastic than Sutcliffe, which just goes to show "you can't get quicker than an Ipswitch ripper".
kev2050 Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 You think it's cold here? It's minus 5 in Ipswich!
gaz2050 Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 You think it's cold here? It's minus 5 in Ipswich! Our boiler broke down last night, freezing in the house, I walked upto my flatmate and said..."You think it's cold up here? You should try ipswitch it's-5 up there..."Read through it first eh Kev.
This thread scares me Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 I personally would have found it much funnier had they been anally raped Did this thread start off showing any sensitivity?
JamesTyler Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Children?You've probably all heard it before at this point, but - What's pink and smells of holly? Click to Show/Hide Ian Huntley's cock I once told that joke in work to two of my colleagues. Both of them were extremely pissed off.I repeated it on another forum after LL first posted it... I got rep points
The Amence One Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 (edited) Seen as we're apparently allowed with the sick jokes (which never offend me, btw). It's probably been posted already,but just incase.... What's the difference between Mr Kipling and the Ipswitch murderer? Click to Show/Hide Mr Kiplings puts 6 tarts in a box Edited December 15, 2006 by The Amence One
Guest the_uk_fan Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 5 girls in two weeks? He's certainly more enthusiastic than Sutcliffe, which just goes to show "you can't get quicker than an Ipswitch ripper".That's well good
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