Jonathan Ford Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I think it's pretty obvious it's a bogus asylum seeker. Probably a gay one.Or, by Daily Express standards, a Polish serial killer who is taking the job of an honest British Serial Killer....and council house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted December 13, 2006 Moderators Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) Over on ITV2 at the British Comedy Awards, a clearly OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND mess Oliver Stone steps up to the microphone and announces "It's just like the good old Jack The Ripper days."Then Nick Park - as a joke - told him Full Metal Jacket was his favourite movie, to which Stone replied "I did Apocalypse Now " and Park bumbled and fumbled like the most British man of all time. Even though Stone did Platoon, either Park didn't realise, or Stone was so out of his mind that he didn't either. It was Extras made flesh. Edited December 13, 2006 by Sickboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CracktonMoj Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 In other news, Ipswich RFC are having a recruiting crisis.They're running out of hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawz Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and The Ipswich Ripper? Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz2050 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and The Ipswich Ripper? Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box.That is fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dangerous Dave Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) Editted because I'm worried the irony is lost on some people. No ur. Edited December 14, 2006 by Dangerous Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatso Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Well I am sure that just like everyone else, when he is in great need of help he will come to the UKFF and make a thread about it along with a poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andi Rush Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I *heart* this thread so much, mainly not because of the news it's giving out but the fact that Detective Sprules seems to believe that he has all the answers when in reality he hasn't got a clue what the hell is going on. My 'Profiling and Investigating Serious Crime' lecturer yesterday stated something that sort of sums this all up for me, he'd been asked by Sky News to do a profile on the ongoing saga in Ipswich but has declined numerous times because not even he or those other people within the field that he speaks to has a clue what is going on. He can speculate and he did, he drew out a profile of the sort of person he thought had committed the crimes and he then proceeded to crush his profile by saying that it was all aload of rubbish because the only way to form a proper profile would be to have all the information that the police have on what has occured. How do we know that this isn't being done by a group of people of even a woman? At this moment in time no profiler can write out a profile and be one hundred percent sure on what they have written, unless of course they have the information that the police have and I'm sure even the police at such an early stage haven't got a great deal of stuff to go on.I Was watching the news the other night or listening to it in the background more like. They had this Criminal Psychologist/Profiler on, and the Presenter was getting a bit pissed off because this bloke wouldn't give him any Media Soundbites, he honestly said "I don't know what kind of person it is", and for a change, we got someone being honest rather than filling us with shit and being a talking head or the sake of it, which was nice.I Think people expect them all to be a real life "Fitz", when in reality, no-one outside of the investigation could be. As for Kris Sprules PI, well he's more Monkfish (Fastshow) than PI. Seriously Kris, give the Equalizer gimmick a rest, sure give your opinion, but don't come across like your some "Cracker Type".So where to next then is the Question? Ipswich is a ghost town and being watched in Orwellian fashion, so does he/she quit? Move on to Colchester? or even Norwich perhaps? Lets discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOOG Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 So...anyone up for playing Rugby this weekend?I heard Ipswich are short of hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 In other news, Ipswich RFC are having a recruiting crisis.They're running out of hookers Same Joke No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOOG Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 lol, i never noticed that one comment :[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Ipswich job centre have a few vacancies this week.Apparently the money is good but the shifts can be murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz2050 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 A couple of these are tremendous. Please. Keep them coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Psygnosis Posted December 14, 2006 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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