King Coconut Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I don't think we're the best people to ask but it could make for a pretty special UKFF moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted October 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 You better get yourself to the Casualty there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014 I've just accidentally drunk a shot-glass worth of bleach, mixed into a pint of water — am I in the shit?  That's a hospital one for sure. Get moving.  When you get back, just answer how you downed the whole pint without noticing "this tastes a bit bleachy and deathy..." Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014 Fuck that, ride it out. This could be the new "UKFF shits themselves inside out on prune juice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted October 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 Drink some milk before you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted October 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 Yes, back to the Mac debate...can someone who knows anything about computers tell me whether this is a decent machine/price?  It'll be used for photo editing and graphics work for the most part.  http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/Apple_MacBook_Air_4th_Gen_Core_i5_4GB_128GB_SSD_13.3_inch_Mac_OS_X_10.9_Mav_MD760B-B/version.asp#feedback  *waves dick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 I'm not going off to the hospital unless I start to feel really shitty, because I can't afford it — I basically downed the whole pint, and then at the end simultaneously remembered that I'd been bleaching the bottom of that glass to get a stain out, and that the water tasted weird and smelled like a swimming pool. Still, not feeling any worse than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014 That's the spirit! Ride it though. With updates. Visceral ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Mac debate... Â Was there a debate? I thought we all agreed that Macs are for pansies and you're no pansy? Anyway, can't you see we're hoping for an accidental suicide here? Give it a rest with the pansy talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014 Your next poos will be spotless. You could probably eat your dinner off them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 9, 2014  Mac debate...  Was there a debate? I thought we all agreed that Macs are for pansies and you're no pansy? Anyway, can't you see we're hoping for an accidental suicide here? Give it a rest with the pansy talk.  Not just pansies, pansies with mouth abscesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 Only update to give is that I just shit out a snake-length rope of poo, and it slid out like it was greased, but I can't imagine that's anything to do with stuff I drank so recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Maybe you should neck another pint to be sure. Would be a shame to waste this opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Your next poo might be white, like that white dog poo you never see anymore etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members nfc90210 Posted October 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 I'm not going off to the hospital unless I start to feel really shitty, because I can't afford it — I basically downed the whole pint, and then at the end simultaneously remembered that I'd been bleaching the bottom of that glass to get a stain out, and that the water tasted weird and smelled like a swimming pool. Still, not feeling any worse than usual.  How does a trip to Casualty cost in New York? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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