‘I can’t even watch you’

[JakeRobertsParoleOfficer]

11 hours ago, Slapnut said:

I can’t wrap my head around the am dram version of a hard man criticism. I think Moxley is one of the most believable “hard” looking men in wrestling. He absolutely fucking terrifies me.

Assume this is a joke right?

[Slapnut]

No.

[Carbomb]

3 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

I hate any kind of promo opening line like that. So corny and basically just telling you you're in for a tedious scripted monologue. "My name is Randy Orton", "So what do you wanna talk about?" Etc.

I did love Teddy Long's "Lemme holla at ya, playa", though.

[gmoney]

18 hours ago, Slapnut said:

I can’t wrap my head around the am dram version of a hard man criticism. I think Moxley is one of the most believable “hard” looking men in wrestling. He absolutely fucking terrifies me.

I find this absolutely astonishing. 

[theringmaster]

Rusev.

He has all the tools and yet is so bland and skippable. His attitude also just seems so awful, i try not to get caught up in online rumours about people backstage but it's clear he is just a bit of kn0b.

 

[gmoney]

On 9/10/2025 at 9:46 PM, Slapnut said:

I can’t wrap my head around the am dram version of a hard man criticism. I think Moxley is one of the most believable “hard” looking men in wrestling. He absolutely fucking terrifies me.

[LaGoosh]

I'm not sure there's a wrestler render where they don't look pretty stupid to be fair.

I think Mox comes across like an absolute berk when he does his weird wavy arms, jerking head movements and tough guy scowling. Very cringe indeed.

However there are some big matches where he's completely in the moment going full beast mode where he's very believable as a tough guy and force to be reckoned with. I think of the Stadium Stampede at Wembley as a good example, he was incredible in that - a tornado of violence and hate mauling people left right and centre.

Not enough people are saying The Miz. Truly one of the worst to ever do it. That Talking Smack promo is fucking shite.

Edited September 12, 2025 by LaGoosh

[Slapnut]

1 hour ago, gmoney said:

I’m proper cackling to myself that you’ve quoted this twice 16 hours apart. I’ve got this image in my head of you pacing around your house muttering “nah, I’m not having this”.

That is quite a funny promo pic to be fair. Certainly not representative of the Moxley I’m scared of.

[gmoney]

11 minutes ago, Slapnut said:

I’m proper cackling to myself that you’ve quoted this twice 16 hours apart. I’ve got this image in my head of you pacing around your house muttering “nah, I’m not having this”.

I am climbing the walls Slap! 

[Cheeky Boy]

On 9/10/2025 at 9:46 PM, Slapnut said:

I can’t wrap my head around the am dram version of a hard man criticism. I think Moxley is one of the most believable “hard” looking men in wrestling. He absolutely fucking terrifies me.

I agree. Intentional or not, even when he's doing the wavy arm strut act, it's completely in line with a guy off his head trying his best to look hard because he's desperate for someone to "give him a reason". Which would be the last kind of person I'd want to mess with.

[BomberPat]

yeah, Moxley feels like a specific kind of nutter that I've encountered in pubs, in a way that other wrestling "hard men" don't. I've never met someone who looks or acts like Scott Steiner, or Haku, or whoever, but I've met some Moxleys, and know to stear clear of them. 

[Supremo]

Man’s a millionaire still doing death matches on the independents. Definitely a nutter.