Shite clobber

[Gus Mears]

Wolf fleeces and hoodies with weed leaves on that you can smell from here. Gutted they didn't have the below in my size at TK Maxx earlier.

 

[Keith Houchen]

We already have a wrestling T-shirt thread, mate. 

[Sergio Mendacious]

I was in Gatlinburg TN last year (as mentioned in the Hot Sauce thread), saw some absolute pearlers in the shit t-shirt shops there.

 

[Scratch]

Not sure if this counts or if it should be the first suggestion in a great clobber thread.

 

[TheScarlettChad]

Most of Primark's men's T Shirts that are branded. Utterly shite.

[Lorne Malvo]

When I was about 11 I thought these were the height of fashion. Distinctly remember being on holiday somewhere and rocking one of these badboys along with bright yellow sunglasses like I was in fucking Too Cool or something. 

[Sergio Mendacious]

Ah, the Fieri shirt

[deathrey]

Just now, Sergio Mendacious said:

Ah, the Fieri shirt

That's just what I was about to post! Those shorts make me think of Guy Fieri and nothing else.

[DavidB6937]

It's cheap shit tees with similar designs to this that they sell on market stalls or seaside shops. Full of them. They always smell weird too.

[Gus Mears]

Glow in the dark though, so you can avoid someone wearing one at night too.

[Chili]

Those awful t-shirts you get in Topman or Primark that say MIAMI or some place with some of the city in the background slightly faded. Might as well be plain beige it's so nondescript.

[SuperBacon]

51 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said:

When I was about 11 I thought these were the height of fashion. Distinctly remember being on holiday somewhere and rocking one of these badboys along with bright yellow sunglasses like I was in fucking Too Cool or something. 

I was at a careers event not long ago for work and a DWP employee was wearing one of these. In 2024. 

[WyattSheepMask]

2 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

Wolf fleeces and hoodies with weed leaves on that you can smell from here. Gutted they didn't have the below in my size at TK Maxx earlier.

 

The one near me has had this Scarface Jacket in for quite some time.

 I understand it’s by Supreme and would’ve been in triple figures when first on sale, but TK have got it for £40 last I saw. 
Wasn’t until I saw the sleeve that I twigged that Nash’s MEM line about “this business has always been about three things…” was a Scarface reference.

”RESPEEECT!”

[Sergio Mendacious]

My mama bought me a t-shirt off Ingoldmells Market because (I assume) I was a teenager who listened to teen music. Heavy metal t-shirt, but generic, with a lovely illustration of a bunch of demons in hell, crowded round the devil raping a woman in an altar. I’m guessing she just bought a random t-shirt. I hope so.

[SuperBacon]

59 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

The one near me has had this Scarface Jacket in for quite some time.

 I understand it’s by Supreme and would’ve been in triple figures when first on sale, but TK have got it for £40 last I saw. 
Wasn’t until I saw the sleeve that I twigged that Nash’s MEM line about “this business has always been about three things…” was a Scarface reference.

”RESPEEECT!”

That jacket is absolutely fantastic.