Jesus Fucking Christ

[SuperBacon]

23 minutes ago, wandshogun09 said:

Only feels like a few years ago we were bringing her home. I rarely feel the ‘shit, I’m old’ thing but something about this milestone has proper done me mentally 🤣 

Yeah, I was the same and then my youngest became a teen as well and that was my 

moment. She'll choose her GCSEs this year and then by the time she starts year 11 my eldest will be going to uni and it's all too much.

[DavidB6937]

1 hour ago, wandshogun09 said:

Only feels like a few years ago we were bringing her home. I rarely feel the ‘shit, I’m old’ thing but something about this milestone has proper done me mentally 🤣 

Definitely how I felt when my eldest started secondary this year. So not long til I'll be feeling the same pain you are!

Honestly I still don't understand how I'm expected to be responsible for small humans.

[deathrey]

Donald Trump had just offered Dana White the US Press secretary job.

[WyattSheepMask]

And people say Satire is dead 

[Chest Rockwell]

2 hours ago, deathrey said:

Donald Trump had just offered Dana White the US Press secretary job.

And that's not even the funniest part of it. He did it because there's a different Dana White that was recommended to him and he got them mixed up. 

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Fts9V9fkT/

 

So Tommy Robinson turns up for a boxing event in Ireland (Unhinged - looks a ridiculous set up!) and apparently it was scripted that one of the boxers would go for Yaxley-Melon after the fight whilst he was promoting his hatred book. Noone seemed to tell him this and he lost his rag and it all ended up being a massive riot. 

 

Funniest part was the twonk in the ring going 'we need the face off, we need the face off'. Plus has anyone ever stopped fighting because someone says 'calm down lads' ?

[Jazzy G]

Is he after a longer sentence or something? 

[deathrey]

Does he give a shit? He seems to get away with only minimal punishment for everything he does

[Jazzy G]

1 hour ago, deathrey said:

Does he give a shit? He seems to get away with only minimal punishment for everything he does

This is true. 

[TheBurningRed]

3 hours ago, Tim Healys Chutney Spoon said:

Noone seemed to tell him this and he lost his rag

He was probably told but was so coked up he forgot and had coke rage.