IronSheik Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) Anyone willing to break kayfabe and expose wrestling related inside banter you have with your mates? Here's mine... - The initial answer to any question sent via text will be "because I'm bizarre" (British Bulldog Royal Rumble reference) eg: Me: why did you pull out of the stag doo? My mate: Because I'm bizarre. Nah Lyndz is away the same weekend. - say R.S.P.C.T. in relation to any sentence relating to "respect" (Ultimate Warrior in ring face off with Macho Man reference from Summer Slam 92) eg: that fuckin prick showed a complete lack of R.S.P.C.T. - call Tito Santana "Freeto Santana" at every given opportunity (reference to Andre interview botch from late 80s) - say "as far <insert anything> goes, eh, is concerned, that was a complete accident" (reference to Davey Boy at Rebellion 98) eg: as far as that handball from last night goes, eh, is concerned, that was a complete accident - say "long from here" (in reference to Warrior's crazy promo when he says he was "sent in a capsule from a place long from here") eg: how long from here is Newcastle to get to? - say "look at the adjective, play" at any given opportunity (Kevin Nash nWo promo botch) eg: taking the wee one to soft play. Look at the adjective - play. - say "what kind of disgusting, dispi... despicable, lack of respect" at any given opportunity (Lex Luger Superbrawl Saturday promo botch reference) eg: what kind of disgusting, dispi... dispicable, lack of respect does that Boris what's his name show... Edited January 5, 2020 by IronSheik Small spelling error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum1993 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 (edited) No. e.g Daniel Bryan-No. Edited January 5, 2020 by Callum1993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted January 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2020 "You don't still watch that wrestling shit do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Despite having answered it a million times, any one of the people I know that knows I watch wrestling “Is The Bossman (or anyone from the late 80s/early 90s) still about?” Going to start saying actually he is and he’s winning the Rumble this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted January 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2020 Only one of my mates watches it but he's a dodgy workrate perv who wanks over Ospreay, Dunne, Gargano and Adam Cole nonsense so I don't talk to him about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I often do the Broken Matt Hardy "WONDERFUL" whenever my wife tells me something good.  She has no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CL Punk Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I have shown The Shockmaster clip to all of my non wrestling fan friends because it's fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Only when ripping apart soap opera storylines with the wife, with a mix of booking jargon and bastardised quotes from this place. Faces, heels, getting over (when they frantically throw half a dozen storylines at a new character), main event run (for when they give a lower cast member a big storyline, eg ginger Gary in Corrie becoming top heel (an example shamelessly robbed from here)), etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2020 "You'll never believe how many times they've done the 'talking about wrestling with mates / family' thread on UKFF!" I say to my imaginary friends every time this topic is made, while writing "You're a turd, bro!" in my kids' homework diaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 5, 2020 Moderators Share Posted January 5, 2020 Giving old ladies shoot piledrivers in Tesco for a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 After eating a large meal, I will invariably say, "I'm just a big piece of shit. A big fat piece of shit", a la Vader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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