The Smackers Thread

[d-d-d-dAz]

That picture of Damian Priest. Good grief.

[RIDDUM_N_STYLE]

2 hours ago, Doog said:

Nice to see the WWE Champion being featured prominently.

Assume Cody takes it back on Raw.

It’s not being shown on TV, it’s a dark match. They’ve also advertised a AAA Trios Championship match between Los Perros and the combo of La Parka, Psycho Clown and Mr Iguana for the same taping 

[RedTwoster]

How on earth has Gunther gone, in the space of a year, from retiring John Cena and AJ Styles to feuding with Danhausen? 

Also, 5 matches, 2 non-finishes and a DQ. Good going, Triple H. 

Edited Saturday at 04:25 AM by RedTwoster

[LaGoosh]

7 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

That picture of Damian Priest. Good grief.

I thought it was X-Pac at first. 

[The King of Old School]

1 hour ago, RedTwoster said:

How on earth has Gunther gone, in the space of a year, from retiring John Cena and AJ Styles to feuding with Danhausen? 

 

Thought it was clear after he retired AJ that they hadn't a clue what to do with him, hence the hastily arranged match with Rollins at Wrestlemania.

Oba Femi will go the same way in 12/18 months or so.

[RedTwoster]

1 hour ago, The King of Old School said:

Thought it was clear after he retired AJ that they hadn't a clue what to do with him, hence the hastily arranged match with Rollins at Wrestlemania.

It certainly seemed that way, but the road from ‘not sure what to do’ to ‘erm, shall we have him feud with Danhausen, then?’ is so unbelievably confusing.

I mean, heck, use him to put someone over if you really need to - Trick Williams is on the rise, have them feud rather than run with Trick/Corbin. Or move him back to Raw and have him wrestle Oba Femi. 

If he’s the ‘career killer’ have him vow to end someone else’s career - Kevin Owens is back from a lengthy absence, while you can barely hear CM Punk’s promos these days over the creaking of his bones. The thought that Gunther might put a stop to either of them is believable enough, probably more so with Punk. When they overcome him, it could feel like a moment.

Nice to see that AI is fine-tuned enough to the WWE ways that even it has learned the importance to drawing a creative blank, though.

[DavidB6937]

Will be great when Danhausen wins.

[BarryOVega]

10 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

That picture of Damian Priest. Good grief.

He looks like Rick Witter

[Supremo]

On 10/10/2026 at 11:30 AM, Supremo said:

As is quickly becoming tradition, the highlight of Smackdown was once again Sami Zayn or Kevin Owens doing something unscripted/off mic.

The streak continues! This week, it was Kevin Owens having a row with CM Punk backstage, storming out of shot, but then throwing his crumpled up wrist tape back into shot, as Punk mutters, “children…”

Due to the daft 2D way in which they shoot backstage segments, with everyone presumably slipping into another dimension as soon as they leave the the camera’s field of view, it felt genuinely shocking for someone to reveal that they still exist after leaving the scene. In a company where people are committing arson and attempted vehicular homicide, they somehow managed to make someone chucking a bit of rubbish feel more dangerous and transgressive.

Bonus shout out to Sami Zayn quietly developing a similar relationship with Johnny Gargano that Roman used to have with Sami. Gaslighting and exploiting Johnny, it’s a nice little touch watching Sami  continue the cycle of success corrupting.

What you've lost sight of is what you are. And what you are, is what you hate. You are the WWE champion. You're the man. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here. You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog. You're a dynasty! You are what you hate! You have become…Big Rome!

I think these Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn lads might be ones to watch, you know. They’ve got the stuff.

Cody Rhodes also went to the dark place and I couldn’t give a flying fuck. Pull out Arn Anderson’s shooter and pop a cap in Baron Corbin or don’t even bother, Cody.

Edited 12 hours ago by Supremo