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I always dislike it when Ian Dowie takes time off from the Goonies and instead decides to shatter TV screens around the nation with his big fleshy bollock-head on Soccer Saturday.

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My favourite shit pundit is Jay-Jay Okocha. He was on the ITV Sunday Night Heat team during the 2010 World Cup and he gloriously couldn't seem less arsed about being there. He couldn't even be bothered to think of anything to say, usually always mumbling exactly what someone just said before him.

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Lot of sense talked in here.

In reference to Motson i always thought Barry Davies was far superior. On a similar note how sad it was to hear of Peter Brackley passing away a couple of weeks ago. He alongside Ray Wilkins were the best commentary pairing i've ever listened to when they did the old Football Italia.

"Good afternoon Peter, good afternoon everyone."

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Keown just said on Focus "(Newcastle) need to get to January as quickly as possible."

They'll get there when everyone does, you wally. In January.

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2 hours ago, air_raid said:

Keown just said on Focus "(Newcastle) need to get to January as quickly as possible."

They'll get there when everyone does, you wally. In January.

I'm gonna have to stick up for him there. He's not talking about it in a "first to the egg" kind of way. 

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12 minutes ago, hallicks said:

I'm gonna have to stick up for him there. He's not talking about it in a "first to the egg" kind of way. 

He sounded thick as fuck. January is January. Newcastle can't influence how quickly it happens.

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I hate Johnathan Davies on the BBC’s Rugby League coverage. He never has a point to make, never adds anything to anything and he was massively disrespectful towards New Zealand’s Haka at the start of the game that’s on at the moment

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3 hours ago, air_raid said:

He sounded thick as fuck. January is January. Newcastle can't influence how quickly it happens.

He always sounds stupid. I'm sure if it was Gary Mabbutt saying it, I'd be equally derisive

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Had the brains trust of Jermaine Jenus and Phil Neville on Match of the Day last night. About as unwatchable as you would expect.

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I like Jenas, he's pretty bland but I don't find him annoying. Phil Neville is awful though. A mini Mark Lawrenson with that same fucking nasal whine. "You're absolutely right Gary".

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2 hours ago, gmoney said:

I like Jenas, he's pretty bland but I don't find him annoying. 

I like Jenas. Most of the time he makes sense and I find myself agreeing with him.

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I think he's an annoying twerp. The only moment of his punditry career I have enjoyed was when he was put in a body bag by Alan Shearer during the FA Cup semifinal last year.

 

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