Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 5, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2018 Have you ever been typing a wrestler’s name and your autocorrect decides it knows best, changing the name? Has that newly corrected name actually turned out to be an excellent new gimmick for that wrestler? I was chatting to a friend on Messenger about Hideo Itami tonight and autocorrect decided to call him Hideous Itami. What a bloody good new gimmick that could be. Hideous Itami, ugly on the outside, uglier on the inside. He’ll fuck you up for being better looking and happier than him. Because he’s Hideous. Anyone encountered anything similar? Turn on your predictive text and see what new gimmicks you come up with. Edit: just so mods know, this thread was not created as an excuse to do puns! Genuine autocorrects only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 5, 2018 My auto-correct gave me Brent Hart. A deluded, cringe-inducing self-promoter with a lack of self-awareness. Naively believes that his peers all think he's the best there ever was. In reality, quite a tragic and forlorn figure. Wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 6, 2018 Dean Ambrosia. Exactly the same wrestler except creamy and served from a tin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 6, 2018 Hunk Hogan which is a bottle of peroxide away from being Vince's next idea to get Roman over as a babyface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Sami Zany - a wacky babyface always getting into capers. hi-jinks and tomfoolery. Basically Todd Chavez from Bojack Horseman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Brain Strawman. The terrifying proof that getting what you want from the Wizard Of Oz doesn't make you a better person, it makes you a munchkin punching lunatic. Basically the same as he is now, but he's wearing a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 6, 2018 John Cemaes - wrestler who's loved by the kiddies, booed by annoying smarks and people who think his character's cheesy and shit, and main-events @garynysmon's local promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2018 Gobbled Cooker - he didn't come from an egg, he scrambled it on the stove and ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2018 Mojo Fawlty - quit wrestling and now runs one of the worst hotels ever, but with lots of hype, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Ted Finished. The Million Dollar Man falls from grace when it transpires that Money Inc was just a cover for his tag partner to investigate him for tax fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said: Ted Finished. The Million Dollar Man falls from grace when it transpires that Money Inc was just a cover for his tag partner to investigate him for tax fraud. THAT would actually have been a fantastic plot line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted September 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2018 Same concept, different technical age, from a 1995 column: Quote This month, after a spell of writer's block, I decided to let my computer play with a couple of hundred wrestlers' names and spellcheck them for alternatives. It soon became apparent where our ticket money goes. Apparently Tamon Honda is a tampon hound, whilst Stan Hansen has claimed his tobacco chewing caused a stained harness. Keiji Muto went to a restaurant to order Kiev Mutton. Mashahiro Chono was unpaid though, as he is a chin masher. Unfortunately their ally Hiroshi Hase disappeared in a Hiroshima haze. Antonio Inoki cannot be contacted, as he has an inky antenna; beware though, as Riki Choshu would be a rich choice. Chris Benoit bought time on public access televangelism, arguing there is a bent Christ, whilst Jushin Liger has spent the cash repairing his broken leg, so he will no longer be known as Justin linger. Tony Halme is entering theatre, taking on the role of tonne Hamlet. Over in the car factories, Atsushi Onita has been conferring with astute auntie, whilst Tarzan Goto has retired to breed tartan goats. Tiger Jeet Singh is writing a book, claiming that his tiger jeep sings. Meanwhile Toshiyo Yamada has opened an electrical goods store named Toshibo Yamaha. Akira Maeda is still recovering from the shock of finding his maid afire, and Los Payasos were found in the grocer's buying loose peas. Hogan is hogging the glory, whilst 'The Natural' unfortunately spent his paycheck on a Rhodesian dustbin. Jeff Jarrett's new business involves religious persecution; he believes in the jew garrotte. The unpaid Lex Luger can now only lug lager, whilst Bundy has been exposed as a King Conga Bunny. Jerry Lawler, after narrowly escaping jail last year, has replaced his jerky lawyer, though his low pay policy means stars such as Doug Gilbert can still only afford a diet of dog giblets. Vince has bought vice and Hakushi is looking for hookers. Sabu has invested his money in a new Saab, whilst the Rock 'n' Roll Express were not paid as they were revealed as a rich moron and a robber gibbon. Whatever money paid will be wasted on the Great Sasuke though; he is suffering from great seasick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 7, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2018 Robber Gibbon! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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