Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 16, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'm at work today. It's not that busy, and neither is the forum. So let us all get into the Easter spirit with this very important subject. Imagine the situation. 40 days ago, a mysterious and giant chocolate egg began appearing on camera at WWE shows. A bit like this only HD and probably with a load of LED lights on it because it's 2017 and the egg is all Easter-y and colourful. The egg is not brand exclusive. It appears on Raw and SmackDown alike. It even made it to WrestleMania. Surely it would hatch on the biggest show of the year? It didn't. But today, Easter Sunday... that egg's being cracked open and ... someone ... is emerging from it. Who would you have hatch from the Giant WWE Mystery Egg in 2017? The obvious answer for me is a return for the Gobbeldy Gooker. But, in a shocking twist, this man hatches instead: It's KASSIUS OHNO! The tubby bugger was unable to resist a giant chocolate egg and has spent his Lent devouring it from the inside out. His vest top, covered in melted Dairy Milk, has been discarded as the Easter crowd looks on in awe at his impressive gut. And the Gooker? Unfortunately, Kassius ate him too. Oh no. He's my pick. But who's hatching from your egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Mojo Rawley. He'd jumping around like a bellend trying to get everyone interested while everyone is overwhelmed with confusion, boredom and apathy. Mojo is easily the biggest let down in wrestling right now. Imagine if he had replaced Jericho in that tag match the other week instead of Balor, easily would have been the biggest collective groan in wresting history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Zeb Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 For the first few weeks I'd have only the feet of my mystery wrestler appear, like Sheldon from Garfield & Friends: We'd spend hours musing over whether those ankles belong to The Undertaker, Sting, or Shawn Michaels, until our man charges at someone against the ring post and they move out of the way, leaving his shell to fully break on impact, revealing another giant egg known as King Kong Bundy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Obviously it Carlito's mate who stabbed Cena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 We'll never find out as Scott Steiner sees the egg on TV and assumes it's a duck, and Poppa Pump hates ducks. The egg is caved in with a steel pipe the week after. "We love you Scott Steiner!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 The Anonymous Raw GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 16, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2017 Yolkozuna. AND WHAT, BUTCH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 16, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 16, 2017 Max Mini Eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted April 16, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted April 16, 2017 David Eggtunga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon-Carr_92 Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Vince McMahon with a crude Lady Gaga outfit over his Higher Power robes singing a medley of Stand Back and Bad Romance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamTH17 Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Joey Fryles bursts out to shoot on the new promotion in town, Eggstreme Championship Wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofSports Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Terri Runnels pops out reprising her role as Alexandra York. She calls out Randy Orton. York calling Orton. That's right, a random Robin Williams based pun. How very amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Robin, like a bird that comes out of an egg. historseye.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoote Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: Obviously it Carlito's mate who stabbed Cena. I feel this suggestion isn't getting enough recognition. Fine arrows, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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