bobby dazzler Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Me and my dad used to sing Snap "Rhythm, Rhythm is a dancer" as "Ric Flair, Ric Flair is a wrestler". no idea why  I also used to sing "I am a real American, wearing my tights for Vince McMahon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 If someone expressed homosexual antics, such as not liking football, they were a Giant Gaystacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 My brother and I made our Grandad and his mate Arnie as CAWs on SmackDown! Know Your Role and had them fight eachother. We gave them proper high flying movesets as well. Think Arnie's finish was the SSP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted September 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2016 If someone expressed homosexual antics, such as not liking football, they were a Giant Gaystacks  I genuinely stopped being friends with a lad in year 8 because he said he wasn't interested in football any more.  I still do the "handslapping while walking down the aisle" thing on a daily basis while walking through the coridor at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members theironshake Posted September 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2016 My mate when i was in year 8 was doing the hand slapping while walking down the aisle on a bush and got stung by a wasp. Bam Bam was Wham mam Gigalo. Virgil was Virgin dusty was Rusty moluds after that large groth on his belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I also used to sing "I am a real American, wearing my tights for Vince McMahon" And from now on, so shall I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Chyna is an actual bloke was a popular one at my school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 2, 2016 Moderators Share Posted September 2, 2016 My brother and I made our Grandad and his mate Arnie as CAWs on SmackDown! Know Your Role and had them fight eachother. We gave them proper high flying movesets as well. Think Arnie's finish was the SSP. Â Â Did you ever tell them about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Â My brother and I made our Grandad and his mate Arnie as CAWs on SmackDown! Know Your Role and had them fight eachother. We gave them proper high flying movesets as well. Think Arnie's finish was the SSP. Â Â Did you ever tell them about it? Â Â We never did, but I'll be seeing Arnie at me Dad's 60th in about six weeks. Might take the PS2 with me if me Mum hasn't lashed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2016 In a slightly less funny story of the same vain, I made my Mum's arse of a fiancé on Shut Your Mouth with terrible stats and then had him get destroyed in exhibition matches. Nothing says "you're not my real Dad" like having Rhyno hit the Gore through a propped up table in the corner. Repeatedly.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 In a slightly less funny story of the same vain, I made my Mum's arse of a fiancé on Shut Your Mouth with terrible stats and then had him get destroyed in exhibition matches. Nothing says "you're not my real Dad" like having Rhyno hit the Gore through a propped up table in the corner. Repeatedly.   So that just gave me a flashback to doing a similar thing on WWF Attitude with the only girlfriend I'd had at school after she'd dumped me. I reckon I'd have been about 13, and me and a mate made a ludicrous super-heavyweight version of her, and then (rather prophetically) used Austin to drop her with endless Stunners. I've literally never remembered doing that until right now. What a little twat I was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I used to swap Hasbros and Galoobs with my friend Paul in primary school. If we were on good terms I'd have his guys go over my guys but if we'd fallen out I'd job his motherfuckers out all the time. Â We had a very up and down friendship, culminating in a proper square go (fight) when we were 14, one of only three I've been in during my life and to think it was started by me putting Galoob Ric Flair over his purple trunks Hasbro Ultimate Warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 At uni I made my housemates in No Mercy. When I showed one of them I think he was so quietly weirded out that I never had the bottle to show the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted September 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2016 Nothing outrageously daft but in later years "Papa Shangoed" meant hungover as hell and if you "Kamala'ed" someone you'd taken a brute of a woman home and pumped them. Â Shitman Fart as mentioned already is only childhood one that sticks out. Â Other than having a tendency to leg drop or figure 4 each other during 5 a sides at playtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 and if you "Kamala'ed" someone you'd taken a brute of a woman home and pumped them. Because you'd have to be legless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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