Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted July 14, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 14, 2016 GK Hans Segers LB Stuart Pearce CB Des Walker CB Neil Ruddock RB Kevin Muscat CM Joseph Barton CM Kevin Nolan CM Vinnie Jones AM Paolo Do Canio AM Marco Boogers FW Andy Carrol Subs Tino Asprilla David Batty Lee Bowyer Lee Catermole Ben Thatcher Edited because of leaving out my RB who is a sending off waiting to happen anyway. What it comes down to is 2 things. #1 you can't outplay Barcelona from that period. You have to out kick them. That's a team full of the dirtiest Bastards and outright mentalists you will ever come across, plus the speed of Des Walker. When Messi is running away from the rest of the team in fear Des will keep up with him because you can never beat Des Walker. Marco Boogers only played 4 games for West Ham before going mental. If you haven't seen his challenge on Gary Neville that got him sent off on his debut, it's horrific. The #2 thing it comes down to is this. If you tell Hans Segers that the Asian betting syndicates have got all their money on a Barcelona defeat then there is not a player in the world that can score past him. This should ensure that you remain fully intact in the trouser department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 14, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 14, 2016 I'm liking the confidence in this team. Not many managers would willingly play against Barca without a right back. I wish I had put Razor in my side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'd have Duncan Ferguson in there instead of Carroll, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 Good spot Gus. I'm going with Kevin Muscat at Right back. So that's a sending off right there. You are right about big Dunc up front as well carbomb, that would make more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 I think we're all onto the right idea here though lads. Beat them into submission. Are we allowed to stipulate where/when we play them? I can think of a certain Staffordshire town that Barca might struggle at, on a Tuesday. April seems a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 GK Mark Crossley RB Des Lyttle LB Stuart Pearce CB Colin Cooper CB Steve Chettle RW Steve Stone LW Ian Woan CM Lars Bohinen CM Dave Phillips FW Stan Collymore FW Bryan Roy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 Bryan Roy ahead of Andrea Silenzi? Madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm working on the assumption that Jason Lee won the league at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 Not even on SWOS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 I was just going to post the 92/93 Norwich side (with Mark Robins & Efan Ekoku starting up front as I can't have Chris Sutton) but I've sort of been beaten to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I think we're all onto the right idea here though lads. Beat them into submission. Are we allowed to stipulate where/when we play them? I can think of a certain Staffordshire town that Barca might struggle at, on a Tuesday. April seems a good time. Except Valencia played in that city on a Thursday night in February some years back and won. And Valencia have never been as good as that Barça side. ('Barca' means a small boat in both Spanish and Catalan. The cedilla is important.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 I think we're all onto the right idea here though lads. Beat them into submission. Are we allowed to stipulate where/when we play them? I can think of a certain Staffordshire town that Barca might struggle at, on a Tuesday. April seems a good time. Except Valencia played in that city on a Thursday night in February some years back and won. And Valencia have never been as good as that Barça side. ('Barca' means a small boat in both Spanish and Catalan. The cedilla is important.) You've missed the joke and you're a boring cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Cringing so hard at Fog Dudes post right now. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 15, 2016 I think we're all onto the right idea here though lads. Beat them into submission. Are we allowed to stipulate where/when we play them? I can think of a certain Staffordshire town that Barca might struggle at, on a Tuesday. April seems a good time. Except Valencia played in that city on a Thursday night in February some years back and won. And Valencia have never been as good as that Barça side. ('Barca' means a small boat in both Spanish and Catalan. The cedilla is important.) Good fucking grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I didn't miss the joke, Rick! I was just pointing out that Valencia's win in the Europa League should've killed it (it was already old even by then), even though everyone swiftly ignored or forgot about it. Every XI posted in here could beat a rowboat at football, I suppose. If you don't have diacritic marks on your keyboard/phone, just call the football club Barcelona or FCB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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