TheShowOff Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Saturn always looked great in my opinion, up until he left WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014  What a hideous look. First you have Tom Pritchard, who looks like a late-40s divorcee called Brenda. Then you have Jimmy Del Ray, who claims to be a gigalo. A ginger gigalo. I'm ginger myself so I'm sympathetic to his plight, but wind your neck in, Del Ray.  Also: the wings. Dreadful. They look like they were fashioned out a giant's sanitary towels. This probably has belongs in a "who has the shittest outfit" thread. But then we'd have to talk about these guys  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 But the Heavenly Bodies look was great because it fit their character. They were supposed to be sleazy guys... Â Â Ron Simmons being packaged as a Gladiator was an odd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2014 Gigolo Jimmy del Ray is one of the most beautifully sleazy looking people I've ever seen. He looks like the kind of person who, at 40 years old, is still flicking lit matches at pakistani kids from the back of the bus. Like my uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Gigolo Jimmy del Ray is one of the most beautifully sleazy looking people I've ever seen. He looks like the kind of person who, at 40 years old, is still flicking lit matches at pakistani kids from the back of the bus. Like my uncle. Â Sniffing the chair after a pretty girl leaves it. There should be a thread looking at all the sleazy things we think he still gets up to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2014 I reckon Gigolo Jimmy does the same stunt Bill Bob Thornton does in Bad Santa - helping out the teenage girls with their attempts to play pool/pinball, with an assist from the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm29195 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Â Knock knock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's a close call between Braden Walker and Ohno as to who turned up to the biggest opportunity of their career in the worst shape. Has any wrestler turned up looking shitter than these two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted May 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 26, 2014 Not as bad but not far into his run Dan Severn got told to wear t-shirt due to being out of shape. Â That tash on that big square head saves him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Repo Man looked utterly shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 26, 2014 Repo Man looked utterly shit. Â If you mean physique, I'm surprised you could tell under the gear. Â Mind you, barring Crush, the Demos never looked body-builderish; the straps seemed to be covering up the fact they were slightly tubby. Not that they didn't look like bad-asses, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I hadn't thought of them but Demolition looked shite, actually, especially the pre-Crush version. Probably not at the time when you're six, but you'd be hard-pressed now to find a photo of them where they don't look pathetic. The S&M gear look hasn't aged well, and the granddad one just looks like a joke in every picture. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Not a wrestler and not even human but Matilda looked like shit for the job she had to do, how the hell was anyone meant to be scared of her when she was the cutest, least threatening looking pooch they could have picked. Â Â Also, there's an argument against that hair.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 26, 2014 That's Winston. Matilda was the one that used to come out with the Bulldogs. Matilda was the dog Dynamite used to inject with steroids and give pills to, because old Tommy is an absolute sad cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Oh crap, yeah. The same can be said for both of them to be fair, as a kid I always thought it was weird that these guys would peg it from the most adorable dogs. Â Has anyone mentioned Abyss? He's another with that "just a fat bloke" look, It suited the Parks gimmick but Abyss hasn't really looked intimidating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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