TheShowOff Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Â Animal should have said no to this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Â Disagree on James Storm - he's in a long line of large, bulky southern brawlers. I totally buy him being a physical threat even if he's a tad tubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I agree with Loki. I love that bulky brawling look. Arn Anderson's physique is one of my all-time favourites. #NoHomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGIT Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 Greg the Hammer Valentine.... Fat old boring look. He was particularly unflattering/out of place as the Blue Knight at Survivor Series 93. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Mandatory Jack Evans mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Man Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Hammer Valentine and Nikolai Volkoff looked like a right pair of odd bodies, Volkoff especially. I started watching in '92 and by that time he looked like your dad's insane, hairy arsed cut and chut mechanic mate Gary who's stripped down from his sweatpants and Umbro polo and is running to the Rumble in between pints of Hoffmeister as a bet. He got lashed out like a bag of shite in about 40 seconds too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Paul's Bin Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Daniel Bryan. I'm biased as I don't rate Bryan highly but he looks bloody awful. Around Mania time when he was wearing a suit was cringeworthy. I remember saying around the time he looked like a lad wearing his Dads suit for his ROA. I find that he doesn't look like a threat either, I like my wrestlers to look 'ard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Nowhere near in the running for looking shittest ever, but I'm amazed by how bad Bo Dallas looks. Â Â He has an incredibly punchable face and head, which can be a good thing though. He looked a right tubby sod when he was doing his pose before his match on Smackdown as well. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted May 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2014 Joe, on the other hand, with his doughy babyface and his unfashionable frizzy short-back and sides, looks like a fat lad about to do Elvis at the school end-of-term talent show. Throw in his occasionally lobster-tanned skin and swim shorts, and he looks like he's about to do a running bomb into a hotel pool in Benidorm. Â Â Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeRobertsParoleOfficer Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 The Rock N Roll Express always looked like shit to me. A great tag team obviously, but for supposed "heart throbs" they were a right odd looking pair...  They were both in OK shape in the very early days but after about '93 they started to look pretty pathetic. Gibson had always just looked like someone's hairy Dad wrestling and Morton looked more like a women every passing year.  They stuck out like a pair of flabby sore thumbs in the WWF in '97...  ...and they still wrestled for over 10 more years on and off after that WWF run, where they slowly morphed into Pauline and Arthur Fowler...  Just spat my lunch everywhere laughing. Funniest thing ive read this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted May 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2014 Bo Dallas looks too much like his brother (Bray Wyatt) to me. Â Yeah, I noticed he was jiggling about when was he running around the ring on Smackdown today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBWFan Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Cant help but think this is one of the traist of the Bo Dallas character. The fact that he is NOT perfect but claims to be this perfect guy who is an achiever. People look at him and get annoyed and think "who does he think he is?"...that type of deal. Â Always thought though that for some reason, the 2nd gen workers get away with being fat or slow or whatever, just because their dad was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Â Road Dogg always looked shit to me. Â Â Regal in wrestling gear just looked like an overweight dad, in his suit he looked acceptable though. Â Â Not sure who thought this was a good idea. Â Â Erm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco Blick Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Saturn had a great look until he went overboard on the tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Chris Daniels looks like Squidward's poorly brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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