Mr_Danger Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Has Cain had vengeance yet? Has he even recovered his confidence since The Z-Man filled him in? This seems like as good a time as any to get back into the product, what with the Christmas boom period and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Eric Pollard's selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 There's that Horsemen beatdown I was raving about. Good stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7iPzIRbtoA I'm certain one of the men in the masks was Chris Masters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted January 9, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2014 Sorry to bump this but watching Emmerdale tonight, it finally struck me who Val has been reminding me of for ages. These particular pictures don't quite capture the likeness as much as I'd like but the resemblance is pretty uncanny, I reckon. Val is Kenneth Williams in an orange wig from now on in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 19, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 19, 2014 Val has HIV. Eric shagged her sister in protest. Hoping every character on Emmerdale gives their opinion on this news set to the Pulp Fiction theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 26, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 26, 2016 When this thread started it was like ECW of 1995. Now we're at early 99, creatively dead ECW. Judge Jeff Jones is Ashley. Can you believe this? Fucking Marlon Dingle is now shagging Gemma Atkinson? A big pork scratching like him bagging her has really killed the believability on the show for me. I'm going to write to ITV about this storyline. So dumb. Her ... And this bloke. With his face like a lizards cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 26, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 26, 2016 Gemma Atkinson reached her peak when she was with Born Again Brian in Hollyoaks in 02. A Butch on the cusp of manhood was enamoured. Also I've seen a picture of me and Miss Butch from Friday and I look the spit of Zak Dingle so balls to Emmerdale right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted July 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 26, 2016 Imagine clocking into work and your boss going 'Well, you're snogging Gemma Atkinson today'. That never happens to me for some reason. That's got to be a bonus for Marlon for time served or something, surely? Or his contract's up for renewal and they don't want him jumping ship to Corrie, Jeff Jarrett 1999 style. See, Emmerdale know how to keep the roster happy. Kissing scenes with Gemma Atkinson vs a pots and pans match with Chyna? I'm not surprised Double J fucked off. "That's M-A-R-L-O-N, ha ha ha! D-I-N-G-L-E!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 26, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 26, 2016 Being a chef, I wonder if Marlon provided the pots and pans for the Good House Keepers match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Read about the Marlon and Carly romance a while back. What a fucking joke. It was almost as stupid when Corrie made Georgia May Foote hook up with that ginger Chesney kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Tbf Marlon's always punched above his weight, Sheree Murphy, Donna Windsor, her mum. It's the Dingle donger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 27, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 Tbf Marlon's always punched above his weight, Sheree Murphy, Donna Windsor, her mum. It's the Dingle donger. You have a point there, he may look like a dishevelled Andy Murray, but I reckon Marlon's packing an absolute colossus in his boxers. Thunderbird II, with the span o' the whole Yorkshire Dales. It's the only explanation. Saying that, British TV shows always have blokes like this picking up girls left right and centre. Ken Masters off Howard's Way. Phil Mitchell resembles an overdone baked potato and is rolling in women. Reg Varney played young and attractive Stan Butler in On the Buses after he'd turned 50 and had a legit heart attack. Is Eric 'Nature Boy' Pollard still in this programme? Last I remember was him bonking Val and thinking he'd picked up bad AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted July 27, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 Eric Pollard's still there. I don't see him quite as much though. Same with Zak Dingle. I reckon they're on a cushy reduced dates contract these days like The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar. Pollard's been on top forever. A true main eventer in the soap world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Pollard was still the main guy not long ago, there was a pretty big story with him locking himself away from the world after Val died. Zak too, cheating on Lisa and that. Parts I've caught recently have been shit, all about that Belle Dingle getting some BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 27, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 What it needs is another plane crash. Things always get interesting when they have their once in a decade plane crash. It's the Bemuda Triangle of North Europe is Emmerdale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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