Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2016 Â It was the first thing I thought of when watching it. Which goes to prove internet porn has damaged me as a person, if that is my frame of reference. I haven't seen what's being talked about here but I do share your 'pornography having a lasting effect' dilemma - must have seen too much POV stuff cos every time I see an at arms length selfie, all that comes to mind is the outstretched hand cradling a set of balls. Â Pair of yiz are bang on, lads. My gripe with it all is when I'm disrobing my missus pre-coitus and have unleashed her generous bosom, when I go down and pull down her undercrackers I half expect a willie to land on my forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Burst out laughing at your spelling of 'Willie'. Mainly because I imagined a pecker with Willie Thorne's head where the bell should be. Like a fleshy pez dispenser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted September 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2016 Like a fleshy pez dispenser. Just pull back the head for a little treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I'm enjoying Emmerdale's take on Misery with James and Emma.  Apparently another big stunt is in the works for their big anniversary week starting tomorrow. Viewers already know that Bill Ward has already filmed his last scenes but I reckon the smart money will be on Aaron or Robert as these are involved in some underwater stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Blimey Emmerdale is literally 'Car Crash' TV this week. I think we know how all four stories are going to merge now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 19, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 Tarantino's doing Emmerdale this week I think. All we need now is Paddy getting shagged up the arse by Pollard with a ball bag in his mouth. Â I dont know if I should spoiler tag this or not (although if I was to get banned from this forum, that would be the way to do it), but I read on twitter they are doing a storyline where Charity thinks about driving her car off a cliff. That's another car related storyline! Its like Grand Thief Auto at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Don't worry about spoiler tags Ian, I think it's only us that's watching Emmerdale around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted October 19, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2016 I do too! But I'd already read that so less the need for spoiler tags on my part. Â I think 3 of the 4 stories are going to merge with the crash, though with tonight I believe being James and Emma, that'll answer some questions on their story I'm still guessing on too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I actively enjoy soap spoilers because I aint' watched Emmerdale in awhile and now because of this thread I know to check it out again. Â When you're hot you're hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 20, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2016 Cracking bit of Emmerdale tonight. All that was missing was a Kid Rock ballard over clips of Amos and Ned Glover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Yep they delivered on the big stunt. So we find out tomorrow whose funeral it is. Now I'm thinking Rhona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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