The Gaffer Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 nWo Woolpac might be the king of niche puns. I'm going to adopt it as a sort of vague manifesto. Would have been way better than them other two factions that were running roughshod here a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 27, 2016 I already did it with my Dingle stable in 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 "That's gotta be Cain!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 27, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 The Dingles have never been weaker. Cain doesn't even look at another member of his bloodline anymore. Zak's shagging Ken Barlow's cast offs. Belle is seeing a black man. Which is rule 23 in the Dingle Rule book. Shadrak would be rolling over in his grave knowing Charity is running a respectable establishment instead of selling her arse to Paddy for 40 quid. And Lisa now resembles the family dog with that hair of hers. Sam's the only one who has stayed true to the Book of D. And that's because he's so stupid, growth as a person doesnt register. Â My favourite was Lisa trying to sell the Dingle's house and she gave the house a good old tidy for the people viewing it. It looked no different. How can you tidy that shit house up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 There's a new Dingle on the way. Cain and Chas's mother Faith. She was Shadrak's wife and Zak's bit on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 27, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2016 This wrestling/Easties talk reminds me of a few months ago when Jay got a beaten and got spray painted like the nWo. I believe "Paedo" was what they tagged him with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeBKjFVXwp8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 28, 2016 Â Â Â Â I absolutely love that card. It also reminded me of one of my favourite ever YouTube videos. Â Â "Finding out about gangs. Talking to all of the gangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted July 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 28, 2016 Phil Mitchell's entrance song and TitanTron; Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=wnLsLvJDedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 28, 2016 That's class! Â I forgot all about Shadrak too. Scruffy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted July 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 28, 2016 That's gonna be in my head all bloody day now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "Belle is seeing a black man" as an indicator of the Dingles weakness made me laugh far more than I'm comfortable with. Â Proper depressing though Belle, no one in soaps makes me feel older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'm starting to get the feeling that the writers on Emmerdale have been watching some of those Fake Taxi porn scenes lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 7, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2016 It was the first thing I thought of when watching it. Which goes to prove internet porn has damaged me as a person, if that is my frame of reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted September 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2016 It was the first thing I thought of when watching it. Which goes to prove internet porn has damaged me as a person, if that is my frame of reference. I haven't seen what's being talked about here but I do share your 'pornography having a lasting effect' dilemma - must have seen too much POV stuff cos every time I see an at arms length selfie, all that comes to mind is the outstretched hand cradling a set of balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Yeah, it's totally ruined The Rock's Instagram for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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