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I once did work experience at a David Lloyd's where a fully grown woman introduced herself to me and told me she was "dead mad but in a good way." She was as much as a cunt as that made her sound, but hey, if I couldn't handle her at her worst I probably didn't deserve her at her best.

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Anyone have any lovely April Fool Jokes today? I've had the oft-hilarious "Hey everyone, I'm pregnant!!" and the never boring "She was cheating on me, so after ten years that's it".

 

Any improvement on that?

Very few even tried on my wall.

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This might belong on WHAT PLAY YOU but a SiMania update popped up on my screen. He'd just completed a level in Candy Crush Saga. Level 539.

 

FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE.

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