Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted October 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2016 Lethal Weapon : "Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real firing gun..." and "All dressed up and nowhere to go..." Aliens : "We're in some real pretty pants now, man" and "You don't see them frigging each other for a ***pause*** percentage" Die Hard : "Yippie ki-ay, Kemosabe" Beverly Hills Cop 2 : "Follow your nose" and poor Inspector Todd pretty much had a dub for every word of dialogue he spat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted October 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2016 See No Evil Hear No Evil is another belter for this. For some bizarre reason, Channel 5 are convinced it's a lunchtime family film. Absolutely butchered so it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2016 Some of the yank channels are really knackering up horror films in the run up to Halloween, trying to show them at 2pm. I'm pretty sure Heather Matarazzo just vanishes from Hostel 2 without any explanation, rather than show a nudie woman take a bath in her blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted October 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2016 Lethal Weapon : "Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real firing gun..." and "All dressed up and nowhere to go..." Aliens : "We're in some real pretty pants now, man" and "You don't see them frigging each other for a ***pause*** percentage" Die Hard : "Yippie ki-ay, Kemosabe" Beverly Hills Cop 2 : "Follow your nose" and poor Inspector Todd pretty much had a dub for every word of dialogue he spat out. https://youtu.be/DuQP4d_r_Gs?t=86 If it doesn't work 1:26 of the above video is wonderful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted October 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2016 Oh that is fucking tremendous!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 The absolute best for this is Scarface "Where you get a scar like that tough guy...eating (pussy) pineapple???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 (edited) Scarface was a good edit. Something like "How did you get the scar?" "Eating your mothers pineapple" or words to that effect. EDIT. Ha! Good arrows, Bacon! Edited October 7, 2016 by Keith Houchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 The Big Lebowski TV edit is hilarious. https://youtu.be/IQUdJ6FdUQ0 "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2016 Harry Enfield's sketch was great on this subject. "Kiss my knee muddy funster"My favourite bit of editing was in Robocop. "We used to call the old man names. Iron Butt. Boner. Once I even called him ... airhead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Completely forgot about that Enfield sketch..."You fun my wife?" This is the Hale & Pace sketch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6CuC-w6i4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted October 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) I had to toss out some of my VHS or Mumzie would have slit my throat. I tossed out the small boxed ones and kept all the rental boxed ones. If you're in Glasgow, there's a few stalls in the Barras that still sell VHS. Normally the big boxed ones. I got a few old Cannon Films like "Castaway" (Oliver Reed, which is a great fucking film by the way. Reed was totally off the "sauce" for that film (he was stuck on an island) and it showed. Excellent film.) and "Lady Chattterleys Lover" (Sylvia Kristel) even though I had them on DVD. Guess how much he sold them to me? 20p Unbelievable. 10p a tape. Big boxed ones too. Edited October 8, 2016 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Really Big Shoe Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Cool collection of VHS. Storing is an issue because mold can develop in them and make VHS unplayable. I think if they aren't too bad and just had a few white specks in you can fast forward and rewind them in a VCR and it's removes it. I'd advise not to play a tape which has got a ton of mold in it as it'll snap in the VCR and damage the heads. If possible you should try and convert the rarer films into DVD or mp4. I still have quite a lot of VHS (wrestling, music, boxing, action movies etc). I've got Krush Groove on VHS, also Thunder in Paradise (the two episode pilot)and some other rarer ones too ex rental big box. If i find the rarer ones i will post a pic. The Mirror did an article saying some VHS are worth a lot http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/old-vhs-tapes-now-worth-7657114 I also like the VHS cover art as some of it is better than the actual movie itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted October 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 8, 2016 (edited) My uncle owned the big bouncy covered, pre-cert (I think) "Beast in Heat" and tossed it. £1200 down the drain. Some good VHS collector documentaries out there. "Adjust Your Tracking" is a good one. Obviously those two "Video Nasty" documentaries are good too. I preferred the first one due to the fact the second one was filled with films I've literally never heard of and look boring as shit, yet still on the wavy line of getting banned. Edited October 8, 2016 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 If you like VHS artwork, this guy (https://www.instagram.com/iamsteelberg/) makes really cool retro VHS-style artwork for modern day movies and TV shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReginaldFeatherbottom Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just recently re-watched The Room (the one with Tommy Wiseau). It's so awful it actually goes full circle and becomes brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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