Bring Back Minipops Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/pro-...g-that-you-have  Im not quite sure what to think about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I challenge anybody to make it past a minute without wanting to stab the cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlingmad Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 He had to do something once WWE cancelled his youtube show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1SinN6 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 That is really bad. Not even the ironic kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 17, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2013 He's about 12 months late on that subject matter. At least its better than the 300 shoot interviews he will likely do over the years talking about how WWE missed the boat on him. Only then he'll be called Zok Roeder or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobystag Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Zack Ryder release..... is such a misleading thread title in these times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Desperate attempt to go viral fails. WWE have been doing this a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Worrier Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Quite possibly the worst "song" I've had the misfortune to hear, and I genuinely mean that. Â The guy is sinking fast in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Dad Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 He's trying to give people something to remind them that he's still knocking about which is fair enough but the video exposes everything about him that has now been done to death through his web show. A new gimmick is essential for him right now or perhaps take his shtick to the indies and make a killing on the merch tables if he's as unhappy in WWE as he is making out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 17, 2013 Moderators Share Posted January 17, 2013 No one makes "a killing" in the indies, even if they make more than any of their peers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Shit, that may be the worst song I've ever heard, including Rebecca Black's Friday and my attempts at rapping as a teenager. Can't believe they think THAT will go viral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 17, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2013 No one makes "a killing" in the indies, even if they make more than any of their peers. Exactly. Ryder isn't a Honky Tonk Man or a Raven or a Billy Gunn. You need a big, long memorable run to keep making a living year after year. Its why you see the same names on shows and the likes of Shad Gaspard and Tyler Reks aren't in the business anymore. He could make a living for the next year or something, but once the next batch of releases turn up, he'll be forgotten. You have to work to make a living on the independents. You have to do shite tours to countries you dont want to go to and spend 6 days on the road selling Rey Mysterio masks like Honky Tonk does. Its the reason Nigel McGuinness jacked it in. He said it best. "If you aren't on the way up, you're on the way out". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 17, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2013 I don't even know what he's trying to do with this, it's not funny or inventive. Is this a reference to the Eve storyline that ended ages ago or some other bird that's realised what a fucking berk he is and dumped him? His act is on it's arse now. Reboot or release required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 This could just be a good way to turn him heel - literally make it as easy as making people sick of him. If we are already, surely the general watching public can't be far behind. At any rate he'll always be lucky to even have a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Dad Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 No one makes "a killing" in the indies, even if they make more than any of their peers. Â I should have said "make a comfortable living" really, obviously he wouldn't be making a fortune but I'm fairly sure he would last as a mainstay on the indies. Daivari used Tyler Reks as an example on an AOW podcast about not being wanted in the independents after looking like shit on TV. Ryder however is worlds apart from that perception; despite the Kane feud and being stuck tagging with Santino for most of last year he makes TV appearances, Sky sports news and Sunday brunch in the UK alone. Ryder now has 1 million followers on twitter, which despite not having a monetary correlation means that he is seen as worth following and of interest by a larger group of fans than The Miz and numerous other established stars. Plus, the guy has shared TV time with Cena and has shifted a lot of merch. He has the edge over guys like Chris Masters who is currently making a living on the independent circuit as he appeals to a lot of kids too. Â I'm sure he wouldn't completely fall of the radar but then again; there is a reason he hasn't asked for a release every time he takes to twitter to moan about not being on Raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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