EdgarTheSlouch Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Screw beer in the shower - sex in the shower is better  Kinky  I thought it was normal tbh. Each to their own I guess...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I've had 2 blowjobs today and I'm hoping for another 2 before midnight. Id say that's got to be a good feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I've had 2 blowjobs today and I'm hoping for another 2 before midnight. Id say that's got to be a good feeling. Â what was his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 Screw beer in the shower - sex in the shower is better  Kinky  I thought it was normal tbh. Each to their own I guess...LOL  I was trying to make a play on how you worded it and insinuated you would have sex with the beer.  I do however object to sex on the television, on account of me keep falling off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Screw beer in the shower - sex in the shower is better  Kinky  I thought it was normal tbh. Each to their own I guess...LOL   I was trying to make a play on how you worded it and insinuated you would have sex with the beer.  I do however object to sex on the television, on account of me keep falling off.  Who says Im NOT having sex with the beer? Oh and I hate flatscreens too LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 When you get home from work- especially after a shit day- and you're greeted by your 2-year old daughter with a big smile on her face running up to you for a cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 30, 2011 I prefer a bath over a shower if time isn't an issue. Bathing with another person is massively overrated IMO. Even if the bath is massive it's still not sexy when you ask her to look away while you wash your arse. Â I find the actual idea of cleaning yourself in the bath disgusting.. sitting around in your own filth! As a result on the rare occasion I would have one I shower before and rinse off under the shower after anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 I find the actual idea of cleaning yourself in the bath disgusting.. sitting around in your own filth! As a result on the rare occasion I would have one I shower before and rinse off under the shower after anyway. I find that too. Last time I actually bothered to have a bath I just lay there chilling out for ages, then stood up and had a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 The smell of a freshly opened, 1980s Star Wars figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 Eating something really hot and spicy, the moment just before the pain kicks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Eating something really hot and spicy, the moment just before the pain kicks in. Â mMMMMMmmmm VINDALOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 Watching the petrol dial in your car go up after you've just filled up. Â Receiving an unexpected text from the girl you like. Â Having a massive shit at work and being paid for it. Â When you've had a couple of pints and with your mates you have that feeling where you know you can keep drinking at this rate all night. Â When you've just finished cleaning the fish tank and the water's all lovely and fresh. Â Putting on your favourite hoody/jumper after it's just been washed with fabric conditioner. Â And call me daft, but I LOVE the feeling you get when the warning message starts playing just before a pay per view. "The following programme is a post-watershed production..." ALWAYS gets my psyched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamTheGreat Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The smell of a freshly opened, 1980s Star Wars figure. Â I'll go with this. Add to that any new revoltech figure. There's something about the plastic. And the smell of new trainers. All nice and new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Having a prostate rub induced ejaculation. Also going to sleep on the family farm at night on my own and hearing nothing but gentle wind, sheep going baaa! and the gentle flow of the mountain stream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Waking up early to the sound of your missus using the hairdryer is incredibly comforting, especially if you don't have to get up for another hour. Â EDIT: Fuck it, even just switching the hairdryer on when you're cold is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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