Jonny Vegas Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 During a relatively slow and uneventful shift at work yesterday myself and my work mates got into a conversation about the little things in life that give you a few seconds of awesomeness.  Now before someone jumps in with the obvious i'll beat you all to it and say ''EJACULATING ONTO SOME BIRDZ FACE!!!! LOLZ!!!!!!1111''  Some of the examples that came up last night were;  * Leaving your boxers on the radiator to heat up whilst you're in the shower on a cold winter morning and the subsequent few seconds of undercarriage warming delight upon putting them on.  * Finding your own money in an item of your own clothing which you had did no idea was in there....a.k.a. ''free money''.  * The cold side of the pillow  The most random we had last night was described as ''the feeling of drawing on the sole of rubber bottomed slippers with a ball point pen'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WU LYF 4 LYF Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Sometimes when I'm driving fast, with the windows down, on a glorious day, with some great music blasting out of the soundsystem, I get this huge smile on my face, and it lasts for about five minutes. That's hard to beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 30, 2011 I do like driving with the windows down and the system up. Although my preference is to be cruising at a slow pace, cigarette in hand. I'm at peace with the fact that most people around think you're a dickhead for doing because it's so enjoyable that I don't really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 Popping massive zits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 It's so hot in this office, but a glass of real coke and a fan on full blast is making me feel like a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 It's so hot in this office, but a glass of real coke and a fan on full blast is making me feel like a king. I'll second that. Ice cold Coke on a hot day, or a proper fireplace on a cold one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 Gettin' paid. Dollar dollar bills y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 The ritual of having a shit in my bog. It's pondering time for old Blackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The first sip of an ice-cold glass of wine, that first hit on your tongue, after a hard day at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 Turning on the shower then taking a shit while the water heats up. There's something to be said for the feel of hot water hitting you seconds after dropping the kids off at the pool. I haven't thought of a name for this yet. Â Paying a bill makes me feel like the most responsible person on earth at that exact minute. It feels pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I do like driving with the windows down and the system up. Although my preference is to be cruising at a slow pace, cigarette in hand. I'm at peace with the fact that most people around think you're a dickhead for doing because it's so enjoyable that I don't really care.Yes this, tho fast is good too sometimes, I like a mix and knowing everyone is looking and thinking 'what a cunt' even if their not can't take away from it. Pure bliss.  Personally I love hanging round in busy beer gardens at night smoking on my own while my mates have nipped for a piss or another pint, feeling alone whilst in a crowd with a beer, some good tunes and if I'm lucky a decent Nic rush. Couple of minutes of heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Vegas Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 Soon as we've already had two other poo suggestions how about ''the magic poo'' as I like to call it, when once you're finished laying pipe you wipe to find that you are 100% mess free already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamTheGreat Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 peeling the sticker off a cd in one, clean, go. Same could be said of beer bottle labels, when I drank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The first part of a piss when you really, really need one. Literally the first second and a half. If you could bottle that and sell it, you'd be a billionaire. Â The feeling, not the piss. Â Bit of a daft one this, but scoring a last minute winner on a FIFA/PES game often seems to give me a bigger a buzz than the rare occasion my real team does it. It must be down to feeling that you personally worked for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted November 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2011 The first bite of something you've been craving all day, maybe even longer. Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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