Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 11, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 11, 2011 Woohoo! Beer beer beer bed bed bed! Â - Â Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand. Â - Â Bart: Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight. Â Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "..like if the sign says 'Do not feed the bears' - you better not feed the bears." Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Flanders: I've got family here from around the globe, this here is Jose Flanders  Jose Flanders: Buenos Ding dong ding diddly dias  Flanders: And there is Lord Thestlewick Flanders  Lord: Charmed (Ned nudges him) eh a googly woogly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted October 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2011 "Bart should learn about it like I learned about it." Â Â "Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other!" *whisper*"they're having sex" "oh." Â "Son, a woman is a lot like a . . . a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and . . . um . . . Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Â ....So I says "yeah? You want that money? Come and find it. You make me wannazzzzzzzzzzzz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "I sentence you to kiss my ass" "Homer had a piece of food in his face FOR THREE DAYS. And it wasn't small either, it was a chicken wing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) Can you imagine a world without Lawyers?!? Edited October 12, 2011 by Cobra1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wh1007 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) Stupid sexy Flanders  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4 Edited October 12, 2011 by wh1007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 12, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2011 Now play Classical Gas! Â - Â Carl: All in favour of a strike? Â Everyone: Aye! Â Carl: And all opposed? Â Man: Nay. Â Homer: Who keeps saying that? Â Man: (pointing at man next to him) It was him. Let's get him, fellas. Â - Â Don't worry, I brought my Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape. It always makes the trip go faster. Â Well, well, well, we-w-w-w-we, well, well, well... Â You know something? He did say "well" a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman89762000 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 mayor quimby whilst brandishing a machine gun in a cockpit: take this plane anywhere girls are going wild! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "Pinhole leak...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Windham Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Couple of my favourites from the same episode, how spooky, hadn't seen post above when I went looking... Â Drill Sergent: All right, Simpson. I don't like you, and you don't like me. Homer: I like you. Drill Sergent: Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you. Homer: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me. Drill Sergent: What are you, a comedian? Homer: Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. Eh, one more thing-- One... I should get a glass of water. Drill Sergent: Aaaarrrggghh..! Â Â Captain Tenille: Tell me young man, what do you want out of life? Homer: I want peas. Captain Tenille: Oh, we all want peace, but it's always just out of reach. So, what's the best way to get peace? Homer: With a knife. Captain Tenille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch but the bayonet! Ah, Simpson, you're like the son I never had. Homer: And you're like the father I never visit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 That whole episode is brilliant. Â "No way man, my hair is who I am" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) "Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke." Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRNOjFl4bC0...feature=related Edited October 12, 2011 by Vice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Homer as Burns' Golf caddy...   Mr Burns: Simpson, pass me the Sand-Wedge  Homer: Mmmmm... sandwich  Mr Burns: No, the five iron you fool, it's an open faced club.  Homer: Mmmmmmm... open-faced club-sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPW Kristian Zane Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Homer begs at the First Bank of Springfield. Â Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments. Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been predeclined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner. Homer: That was in the third grade! Manager: Yeah, well, it all goes on your permanent record. I'm sorry, but if you don't come up with that money by tomorrow, the bank is going to take your house. Homer: Well, good luck finding it, because I'm going to take the numbers off tonight! Manager: Well, we'll look for the house with no numbers. Homer: Then I'll take off the numbers on my neighbor's house. Manager: So, well then we'll look for the house _next_ to the house with no numbers. Homer: [thinks for a bit] All right, you'll get your money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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