Paid Members Foale Posted October 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2011 Bart: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders! Â Homer: ..he was a zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman89762000 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Mason fairbanks *points to boat* and this is the lady in my life'' Â Homer ''errrrrrrr you DO know this is a boat right?'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 19, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 19, 2011 Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on earth... TIJUANA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dart Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 That's a smile not an upside down frown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Sea Captain: Welcome aboard the ship of... LOST SOULS Â Homer: The name on the back says "Honey Bunch" Â Sea Captain: YAAAARGH I've been meaning to paint over that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 'Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins' Â 'Homer Simpsons, smiling politely' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Russian Gym Instructor: You girls were all great, cats back for everyone. Girl: I had a dog. Instructor: Is cat now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Homer: "Oh no! If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 19, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 19, 2011 A couple from the movie: Â Ralph: (after Bart skateboards past naked) I like men now. Â - Â Â Maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Millhouse - Schools Out,Up Yours Krabappel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 20, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2011 Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread. Â Apu: (sarcastic) Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread. Â Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic. Â (then, later in the same scene) Â Marge: Maybe you two should get a nanny. Â Apu: Yes, and what would I pay her with? Banana bread? Sorry, sorry, it's just that we haven't slept in days, and we're running out of money and... banana bread?! What the hell were you thinking? Banana bread... Apologize, apologize again. As a token of forgiveness, please take this baby. Â Homer: No, Marge, no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 "Its about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Marge: Homer, did you barricade the door? Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies...No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 'Thanks, Mayor Simpson! From now on, we'll all be taking golden showers!' Â *sniggering offscreen* Â 'What?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Dent Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Millhouse - Schools Out,Up Yours Krabappel! Â Â Ah nice one, that really made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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