Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted January 19, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 19, 2011 Burn it? Just dump it somewhere? Pack it in ice until you could transport it to an incinirator somewhere? Be creative! Â Bonus question: If your BFF asked you to help him/her bury a body, no questions asked, would you do it?
Moderators neil Posted January 19, 2011 Moderators Posted January 19, 2011 In before the news breaks.
BionicRedneck Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 No tips from me. This is your mess. You clean it up. Â Edit: Just ask yourself 'What would John Stape do?'
Paid Members seph Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 Â And I wouldn't do that, even for a BFF.
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 Is this hypothetical, or have you done something you shouldn't have, and want ideas on how to get rid of it?
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 If you decide to take the option of sticking the body in the boot of your car and dumping it somewhere thereafter, for christ's sake be prepared just in case anything unforseen happens. Â
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 Seph basically posted just what I came into the thread for, thus deeming this post pointless. Â Sephs got a visit to some pigs on his way.
steve rayson Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZq-k55kQEo
Paid Members CoreyVandal Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 Is this hypothetical, or have you done something you shouldn't have, and want ideas on how to get rid of it? Â If it were any other poster..... Â Anyway, to answer the question I'd break into a crematorium, burn the body then scatter the ashes off a cliff. If not a crematorium I'd probably hunt down some sort of industrial burner or pottery kiln. Â Â Â Â Â Â What? Â ....... Â Â Â Why's everyone looking at me so weirdly?
Amazing_Red_Fan Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Before you do anything, make sure the dogs are in the enclosed pool area.
Ravenhill Promotions Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 I don't know whats worse, the fact this thread has been started, or the fact i've spent the last ten minutes thinking about how i'd get away with disposing a body. Â However, to answer the question, I think what I would do is sneak them onto my boat at night, tie weights to them, and dump them out at sea. I'd also cut their fingers off and pull their teeth out, that way if the body ever did get found, it would be almost impossible to identify it. And since i'm my own boss, I could rota myself into any site on the evening of the crime to give myself an alibi....the more I think about it, the more I think I could be a real good serial killer. I'd even set up a fake twitter account, give clues through twitter, and call myself The Twitter Ripper!
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 I'd chop it up and take four different trips to dump it in the River Clyde. YEAH! you heard me. Â In all seriousness, you'd need a car or a van. You couldn't just dump a body on your lonesome.
Paid Members The Ratt Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 Chop it up and cook it on gas mark 8. It would go nice with some new potatoes and a bit of salad. Maybe a glass of white just to wash it all down.
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted January 20, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 20, 2011 Not that ive done this at all, but aparently the line from snatch is indeed the best way. Â Starve some pigs for a few days, shave your victims head and cut off his finger. Also pull out the victims teeth. (im not sure what you would do with these afterwards though). Cut the body up into chunks, (im guessing not relaly small, but big small enough for pigs to get at), and the pigs will eat everything......including the bones. Â Bar that again, ive heard thats true......ive also heard of more simple things, but depends if you could get away with it. Â And for the bouns question: Nope, never. If a friend, or any member of my family ever asked me to help out, i wouldnt come within 10 miles of the place they were as i might be linked to it.......thus most likely getting sent down in the process, eventually anyway. Â Hope thats not to dark for a thursday morning!
Max Power Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Oh dear. You didn't take a trip to Bristol around Christmas time, did you? Â Anyway, next time, make sure you don't leave it perfectly preserved in a foot of snow on a popular walkers route.
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